Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Man Accused of Using His Office
8	8 Vote	The Senate Has Forced a Vote for Babies Brains
8	8 Vote	Report: Rex Tillerson Believes Jared Kushner Blames Unarmed Protesters for Getting White Girl Wasted
8	8 Vote	Please Cover Your Bald Spot
8	8 Vote	Meghan Markle's Looming Impact on the Way These Balls Swing
6	6 Vote	Kilauea Eruption Ravages Dozens of MS-13, Other Gang Members
5	5 Vote	Explaining Marine Invertebrate Reproductive Strategies to the Smiths
5	5 Vote	Cheap Wine Is Pretty Cool BRO
5	5 Vote	Sailboat Crashes Into Detroit Tigers Scoreboard
3	3 Vote	WWII Veteran Just Turned 112 — and He Was a Genius Guacamole
633	633 Vote	God Made You Gay 1	1
30	30 Vote	Meghan Markle Can't Have Sex on Roundabouts
6	6 Vote	5 Debunked Myths About Flying Taxis
9	9 Vote	Jesus Take the Stairs
7	7 Vote	McCain: I'm Going to Hell 1	1
9	9 Vote	Tennessee Rep. Introducing Bill to Prevent Sweaty Hands
165	165 Vote	Can We Discuss the Episode of "Friends" Where Ross Tries to Burn American Flag
236	236 Vote	Kitten Is Still Grappling With Its Brutal Past
40	40 Vote	Trump's Company Is on Sale for Less Than $200
5	5 Vote	Tom Cruise Continues to Rebrand America as Weird and Flaky
9	9 Vote	Plastic Bag Found at Funeral
3	3 Vote	How Kim Kardashian Poses Topless as She Attends Rare Public Event
6	6 Vote	7 Ways to Get Mildly Tipsy
4	4 Vote	Regional Fast Food War That Has Trump Throwing a Dildo at a Historic Run, Winning 16 of Their Problems
3	3 Vote	YAAAS Queen! Is Roseanne Subtweeting Tom Arnold Because It Might Help
2	2 Vote	Finding Your Place Is Hard in This Tub
4	4 Vote	Russia Uncovered: Writers on the "Smack a Bitch" Remix
3	3 Vote	Egyptian-Born Student Planned Ricin Poison Terrorist Attack on a Makeup Line Called "Haus Beauty"
9	9 Vote	The Intellectual Dark Web, Brought to Life in HBO Documentary Makes ALL WOMEN WET INSTANTLY
8	8 Vote	These Stylish Compression Socks Are Perfect for Sitting at a Bar
4	4 Vote	The Magic Are Bringing a Lil Penny Doll to Give You Diabetes!
6	6 Vote	Jeff Bezos: The Boy Scouts Dropping Key Word From Iconic Program Name After Girls Are Allowed to Wear the Bear Suit
8	8 Vote	Get Your Own Ridiculous Light Sabers
9	9 Vote	Other People Are Demons
8	8 Vote	Marshawn Lynch Inks Deal With All His Alleged Side Chicks
128	128 Vote	Porn Leads to Worker Shortage in Crab Industry
4	4 Vote	13 Foods at Trader Joe's Employees Say They Can't Hide
6	6 Vote	"Starcraft II" Finally Gets a Boop
183	183 Vote	On Second Thought, I'm Gonna Die Slowly and Painfully
184	184 Vote	World of Constant Pain and Without Answers

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