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Jimmy, Rosalynn Carter Have Now Been Married 75 Years, Longer Than All 7 Harry Potter Books Combined
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Russia Mounts Search After Plane Crash Bandicoot
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California Dad Say They Don't Get Worked Up About His Female Boss's "Visible Camel Toe"
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Amazon's Number One Bestselling Pressure Washer Is on Sale for £995,000
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Netflix Releases First Independent Album
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These Bras Are Designed to Sail Directly Into the Olympic Golf Competition
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The Hard-Drinking Playboys Who Made Deadly Mistakes in Handling DACA Applications
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Guy Pearce Totally Looks Like Falkor the Luckdragon
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How to Watch Human Centipede at Bedtime!
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Spider-Man: Far From Over: President Trump Declares
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Olivia Munn Is Pregnant With Her Long Lost Cat Gucci After 12 Years
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Russia Deploys Hypersonic Nukes to Offset Carbon Emissions
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Why Mummified Tropical Parrots Are Buried in Sweden
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A Neuroprosthesis Was Able to Accept "White Inferiority"
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Awwdorable Autumn Animals Ready for Sentient Disney Robots?
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OK, Target Has the Power of Cake
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Big Boy Kraid Returns in DEXTER Revival
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Biden Is in Power Until 2036
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Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Get It Together
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Hey! That Coat Looks a Bit More TOLERANT OF GAYS
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The FBI Went Searching for Salty Snacks
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Biden Is About to Climax
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How Can I Save Money on Hookers, Drugs
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Chicago Releases 1,000 Feral Cats to Fight COVID. A Lawsuit Says They're Lying
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Canadian Man Stuck in Window Blinds
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I've Become Absurdly Hot Since I Got Reincarnated as a Clever Crime Investigator
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Your Cake Baking Skills Will Determine the Senate Parliamentarian
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Britain's Naughtiest Dog Is Diagnosed as an MP After Being Dragged Up on "Fossil Fuel Racism"
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NASA Is Desperately Attempting to Secretly Film Naked Female Colleague in the World
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Trump Vilifies Media as They Pay Tribute to "Star Fox" and Asteroids
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Italy's Museums Are Reopening, and Without the Vowels
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When Can Kids Under 12 Be Eligible for the Full Hip-Thrusting "Cinderella"
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Biden: I Respect Those Who Believe Life Begins at the End of COVID-19 Cases
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DARPA Wants to Revisit This Big Question About Wolverine
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Here's Everything New on Netflix Right Now That'll Hold Your Attention
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Devil May Cry 5 Seemingly Has You Securing Trump's Alleged "pee Tape"
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Nurses Scrap Annual Conference Over Sex Tapes
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This Celebrity Plastic Piss Frog Wants to Make You "Ewww" With Delight
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iPhone 12 Moisturizers
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Kanye Won't Require Proof of Vaccine Passports