Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

63	63 Vote	Black Teen Falsely Arrested After Advertising Desire to Fellate Horse on Craigslist
79	79 Vote	Mother Watches Her Toddler Get Attacked by Raccoons in Central Park, Becomes Media Sensation
35	35 Vote	Bizarre Eyeball Transplant Allows Tadpoles to See the Government Shutdown
14	14 Vote	31 People Destroyed or Enraged by One Man's Harrowing Quest for AIDS Vaccine
41	41 Vote	Justin Bieber Attacked at Vatican After Being Gender-Swapped
79	79 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and So Is My Boyfriend?
179	179 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
113	113 Vote	Can Babies Become Addicted to Puns
9	9 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Suffered Homicide Ideation After Pregnancy. Yes, That Means I Deserve Cake
66	66 Vote	Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
65	65 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
68	68 Vote	Never Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
7	7 Vote	All Pigs Go to Jail 1	1
2	2 Vote	Coming Soon to a City Overrun by the F-Word – Feminist
48	48 Vote	Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Vagina
12	12 Vote	Catholic Archbishop Explains Goal of New Mutants
2	2 Vote	These Little Girls Are a Great Deal
4	4 Vote	Weddings in the Next Halo Wars
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
37	37 Vote	Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
7	7 Vote	13 Mind-Blowing Tricks Advertisers Use to Take You Into Goblin Town
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
131	131 Vote	Your Cat Is a Pretty Woman Too!
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1