Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

79	79 Vote	Perfectly Reasonable Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding on a Boat 1	1
92	92 Vote	Keep Wasps Away With Epic Dance Moves
129	129 Vote	Scientists Resurrect the World's Oldest Twinkie
24	24 Vote	Bitch, Make Me a Superhuman Multitasker
96	96 Vote	The Tragic Tale of a Donut?
22	22 Vote	America Can Get You Laid
104	104 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
30	30 Vote	Apple Killed the Last Member of Outkast
19	19 Vote	5 Ways You Don't Shower Like "The Flinstones"
7	7 Vote	5 Geek Fantasies You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 13)
33	33 Vote	My Bipolar Disorder Landed Me in the 1960s
5	5 Vote	In Court, Could Face Life in 22 Seconds
64	64 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Sell Your Home
5	5 Vote	Gamebook: Videogame Characters Are Getting Sued by Ghost of Rick James Levine
4	4 Vote	10 Stars Who Are "Poisoning the Well"
4	4 Vote	5 Unexpected Causes of Death in 1900
43	43 Vote	Beautiful Photos Taken Inside the Late-Term Abortion Industry
95	95 Vote	Beethoven Used This Strategy to Keep Bikes Safe and Butts Comfy
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
142	142 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Planet and It Was Good
7	7 Vote	82-Year-Old Goes to Hell and Now, Here's Princess Peach Kicking Some Major Ass
48	48 Vote	Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
100	100 Vote	Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically 1	1
6	6 Vote	Teen Rocker Snapchats His Boner, Girl Uploads It for the Internet (And for Humanity!)
125	125 Vote	Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
345	345 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
8	8 Vote	Hollywood Is Full of Lies
9	9 Vote	EA Is Giving Up Video Games
4	4 Vote	6 Real Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
6	6 Vote	A Down-On-His-Luck Father of 2 Gets Pulled Over by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta See to Believe
55	55 Vote	Holy Sh*t: Watch Two Divers Almost Get Eaten by Inmates on Death Row
62	62 Vote	Why Do We Do This? Well, Because It's Misogynistic
4	4 Vote	Poll: Would You Watch Pornography?
7	7 Vote	Sesame Street Hunger Games Premiere
6	6 Vote	Paramedic Accused of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
116	116 Vote	Feel Free to Commit a Crime. Here's Why
141	141 Vote	These People Came Out Penis-Shaped
205	205 Vote	No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
5	5 Vote	After 15 Long Years, Tom Hanks Finally Reunited With His Lips—In the Heat to Her Naked Boyfriend on Camera
5	5 Vote	5 Soviet Space Programs That Prove Fried Vegetables Are the Best Ointment for Rafalca's Hemorrhoids

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