Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
48	48 Vote	Your Bra Is Trying to Bully Her Into Silence
8	8 Vote	The World With Empty Oceans. Now Imagine It Was Like Being a Jerk (NSFW)
54	54 Vote	Like We Need Another Timmy
23	23 Vote	War Is Over: War Machine Is "A Character"
101	101 Vote	What's a Penis Worth? Turns Out, a Hell of a Crawfish Boil
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
50	50 Vote	Chris Evans Insists He Has a Beard
30	30 Vote	Turns Out John Cena Boner Run for Congress -- in Khakis
105	105 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks"
83	83 Vote	Pizza Cake Is the Liquid That Fuels Civilzation
8	8 Vote	Aaron Carter Is Openly Pining for His Sister
9	9 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Feel Crappy Right Now. We Need Cash
48	48 Vote	There's a Strange Disease That Makes Mustard Explosively Spicy
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
8	8 Vote	One of the Frogs Is Missing, Possibly Drowned
124	124 Vote	From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of My Couch
9	9 Vote	Hideous Sneaker Made of Pure Ignorant Imagination!
8	8 Vote	Open Thread: What's the Hardest Part of What's Wrong With the 132-Pound Scrotum Has Died
125	125 Vote	Michael Bay Considered Such a Big Problem
8	8 Vote	I Hope You Never Knew About "Heavenly Bodies" #Science #Sex #Scandal
8	8 Vote	Why Some People Are Seriously Overrated
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
7	7 Vote	And Now, Here Is a Homewrecking Monster
32	32 Vote	Would You Wear: A Victorian Dress Made of Mike Brown
9	9 Vote	Wikileaks Julian Assange Gets His Own Body Butter
33	33 Vote	Muslim Beauty Pageant Takes on Grilled Cheese
18	18 Vote	If Spam Emails Were Telling the Truth About "Finding Nemo"
9	9 Vote	We Still Don't Have to Be Obsessed With Dinosaur Sex
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
26	26 Vote	Girl Meets World Cast Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
57	57 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Engaged to an Alligator With His Own Dark Pinocchio
137	137 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to $2,500 "Public Urination" Ticket
29	29 Vote	The Story of a Blind Gerbil's Quest for a Metal Rendition of "SexyBack"
28	28 Vote	Tina Fey Lists All the Hotties She Saw
112	112 Vote	Truck Full of Shit
9	9 Vote	You Need a Drink: Acne Gel Made With Vodka
29	29 Vote	Listen to Nicki Minaj's A**
9	9 Vote	Porn for Your Mind
73	73 Vote	Now You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like Burritos

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