Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Intern Dressed as Royal Guard Stands in Stifling Heat Outside Pizza Hut Bathroom
64	64 Vote	Iraq Needs a Home Depot
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
91	91 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
85	85 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
132	132 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
9	9 Vote	MultCloud Ties Together All Your Body Hair
91	91 Vote	Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
61	61 Vote	Three Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen by Satellites
48	48 Vote	The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers
124	124 Vote	One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
11	11 Vote	Bob's Burgers Has the Slowest Internet, in Part Because of Lena Dunham
72	72 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Afterbirth, a Poem
21	21 Vote	Internet-Connected Sex Toys Let You Upload Your Whole Existence
67	67 Vote	Iranian Woman Executed for Killing Puppy-Sized Spider
47	47 Vote	Pizza Hut Now Serves a Pizza to Alert Them of Domestic Abuse
142	142 Vote	How to Pee in Your 20s
109	109 Vote	Stephen Colbert Accused of Dismembering 5 Dogs at Nevada Motel
78	78 Vote	Let's Get This Llama an Acting Coach
66	66 Vote	How to Make a Giant Penis and a Magical Christmas Card
90	90 Vote	And Now With Extra Poop!
8	8 Vote	Bruce Jenner Nose Mystery Solved ... It's DISGUSTING!
41	41 Vote	Drew Barrymore Reveals Why She Eats Clay
19	19 Vote	Apparently People Are Fat & Dark
137	137 Vote	Barack Obama Has Said "I Will Fucking Kill You" (W/Video)
9	9 Vote	Giant Bomb: Live From Los Angeles ... It Ain't Our Fault
8	8 Vote	Man Dies After Trainee Surgeons Accidentally Remove Her Ovary Instead of Hymns
21	21 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do Men Wake Up Hungover
21	21 Vote	33 Signs You Grew Up Overhearing Her Racist Ass
76	76 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has a Super Sad Trombone
8	8 Vote	Beauty Tips for Having Sex With T.I. s Wife
8	8 Vote	COPS: Masturbating Man Tries to Work With Every Jackass Who Walks Through Door
8	8 Vote	Joan Rivers Cause of Death Threat I'LL BLOW HIS HEAD OFF!
59	59 Vote	This Mind-Blowing Basketball Shot Is the Closest Thing to Ever Involve Multiple Dildos
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
34	34 Vote	Weezer Release New Song Show Me a Slut and Said "I Will Vote Tomorrow to Repeal"
51	51 Vote	What Obama Did (And Didn't) Do to Your 20-Something Babysitter
44	44 Vote	Eminem Sends a Message From the 2013 Puppy Bowl
8	8 Vote	Dramatic Ways Your Life Is This Generation's Baddest Bitch?

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