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Congratulations on the Dong
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Walter White Supremacist
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Robots Took Over Your Lawn
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Robot Cousins of Roomba Are Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
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Interview With a Sandwich
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When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
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There's a Penis on My Bus Driver
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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Baby Found Dead at 71
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Official Statement From the Robot Uprising
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Rupert Murdoch and His Flying Robot Unicorn
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Rights
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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This Free-Running War Robot Is Not a HOOKER!!!!
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Quadrocopters Build a Robot Roommate
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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