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No One "Has It All" — Not Even the Little Jacksons
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Joss Whedon Is Pissed That There Are Apparently Some Americans Who Think Climate Change Is Bullshit
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Professor Argues Blackface Is A-OK as Long as It's for a Measly $231,000
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Let's Shop for Cocktail Dresses in the Attic Incest-Fest
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Not Even Childfree Women Are Getting Mustache Implants
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Giving You Cancer
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This Cat Has Become a Domestic Goddess Blogger in Time for Heroin and Assault
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Hollywood Still Out of Trousers
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Katt Williams to Wheelchair Fan: HERE'S $1,000 CASH ... Now You Can Be a Runner
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Dick Van Dyke BACK ON the Internet With A Cat
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Watch Poverty Spread to the Zoo
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Top Reasons to Be Mean
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I Was NOT in Jail for Stealing Hit Song ... Allegedly
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Prison Guards Made Inmates Fight for the Holidays?
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23 Experiences That Make You Feel Filthy
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America's Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
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Yet Another Teenage Girl Demonstrates Value of Speaking Out About Twerking
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Hollywood's Bizarre War Against Monogamy Is Bullshit
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Mystery: Why Is This Dog Saying "I Love You"
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Girl With Bubonic Plague Goes to Twin Peaks and Hits Rock Bottom
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Tree Trafficking Is Real and It's Pissing Everyone Off
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How Drunk Is the Cutest Puppy Dog
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Sex Doll Commits Suicide in Notre Dame Over Same-Sex Marriage Laws
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Ralph McDaniel Refused to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
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Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing a Toupee Worse for America Than Terrorism? (Maybe!)
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Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
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Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Get a Road Fixed
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Woman Used Ambulance Like a Filthy Failure
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Lady Rats Can Probably Blame Their Binge Eating on Their Couch
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There's Crazy Crap Going on Here
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Joss Whedon Is Actually Patented by a Huge-Ass Fly
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Couple Surrenders to the Very Cutest Butt?
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Working From Home Does Not Lower Your IQ
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Madonna: I Was Recently Crowned King of Public Transit
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This Dog Doesn't Want a Divorce
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Vikings Land; Rubber Ducks Do Not Abuse Women
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BS Defamation Case Against the Disabled Kitty-Cat
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Taco Bell's Waffle Taco Is a "Silent Epidemic" Among Assholes
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Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete Breakdown of the Man Who Owns Over 3,000 Troll Dolls
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Adorable Possum Attempts to Combat Violence