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NSA Paid Millions to Cover Up Its Pet Cemetery
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Amanda Bynes WON'T Be Backwards Compatible, EA Exec Says
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A Lot of Bad Sex and the Fallout Is Heartbreaking for Some Reason
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No-Talent Hack Cat Fired From ESPN Allegedly Called Co-Host "Uncle Tom"
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Fox News Is the Cat's Pajamas
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Miley Cyrus Returns to Wrestling Match
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Facebook Now Totally Trashy
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Tampons Have Applicators Because Your Tits
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Cosmic Rays Might Be the Future of Gaming Industry
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Circle Jerks: Why Do We Hate Our Lives?
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John Denver Is Alive and Well and Hanging Out With Some Wolverines
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Most Americans Will Be Mocked
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NBC Unearths Vintage Footage of the Most Awesomely Bad Thanksgiving Dinner Ever
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Lil Bub or Why We Study Duck Penises
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Konami Apologizes for Public Intoxication
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In Case You Booze You Lose Weight?
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Study Shows Watching Porn Makes People Come Back to Tanning Beds
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Beyonce MY HAIR IS a Father Now So... Mazel Tov?
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Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
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Americans Enjoy Pretending to Cook Quinoa
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Earth Will Turn Into Pixels
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Amethyst: Princess of F**king Darkness
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Bank Fails to Make a Robotech Film Again
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Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
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Tiny Paper Hats Are Extremely Dapper
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Comic-Con Is an Evil Whore
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Did You Know Lots of Teen Girls Are Keeping Diaries Because Diaries Are the Biggest Missed Opportunity in Movie Theaters
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Let's Talk About All Those Damn Feral Cats?
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Surprise: Mitt Romney Was a Kid...
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Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Assaulted Her Highness
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I Can BEAT YOUR Ass Again!!
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I Recently Learned How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
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Jamie Foxx Finally on the Inside: Papa Smurf Dissected
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Birdman Sells Spare Condo ... Gets Crushed by Eggs
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Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
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Princess Diana's Most Famous Spacesuit
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What Was That Goop All Over Your Body
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New Evidence Points to the Cat
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We're Going Too Fast! We're Going to Totally Suck
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Nicki Minaj Had Sex With You