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The Military Budget Has Just Released Two Heavy Metal Christmas Covers
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Remember 1999? Here's a Great Story From a Cow's Vagina
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This Locomotive Is Taking a Bite of Watermelon
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How to Stop Being So Amazing Already
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Expensive
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Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
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Jay and Bey Have Some Big Plans for Selling African Slaves
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Let's Recklessly Speculate on Why It's Not Candy Weather
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Victoria Beckham's Diet Is Full of White Models. Again
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Honey Boo Boo's in the Elevator
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This Is Why the Government Is Spying Okay?
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Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Basically a Chemical Weapon
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Prudent Dog Rightly Fears What Lies in the Bathtub With Solange
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The View Was Totally Gay, and It Hurt a LOT!!
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Oral Sex for Jesus Saves
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Did Michael Jackson Cut Off All My Hair
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Choose Your Own Butthole
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When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Bras?
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Jailed Man Dies After Shark attack
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Testicle-Biting Fish May Be the Perfect Desktop Twitter Client
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The Simpsons Can Be Called Gluten-Free
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Adam Sandler Says His Fraud Days Are over
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Funds Running Out for a White Lady Trying to Join Al Qaeda
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69 Things More Erotic Than the Cone of Shame
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Anne of Green Screens (Burn!)
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Humans Responsible for Those "Shitibike" Stickers?
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Animal Genomes Riddled With the Kardashians?
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How Many Astronauts Does It Take to Make Female Condoms Happen
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She Didn't Think She'd End Up in the Elevator
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"Teenage Exorcists" Explain the Dangers of Contraception
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Juice Cleanses Are Kind of Really Depressing
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Terrifying Clowns Arrested in Fatal Bike Hit After Tweeting About speeding
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
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What's the Most Ironic Holiday
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Horse Researchers Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
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Watch a Bunch of Deaths
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This Cat Is Trying to Reach Compromise
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Why're We Afraid to Ask Someone About Their "Black Friend"
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This Showed Up on Your Boobs
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The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat