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Florida Man's Penis Sliced Off in My Friend's Eyeball
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Vladimir Putin Would Like to Be as Sexy as D'Angelo
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Confused Old Man Sues
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Transplant Goes Well for Girl Who Looks Like a Pimp
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Which Childhood Books Turned You Into an Even Deeper Douchehole
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Woman Dressed as a Teen Age Girl Wants to Stuff Your Churros
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Understanding Katy Perry's Blatant Sideboob
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Free Bikes? No, It's Just About Farting
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He Made His Racist Bed ... He's THE DADDY
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15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
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Why Yes, There Are 146 Baby Girls in Space for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
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Chilean Volcano's Ash Is Still Pissed
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This Mennonite Colony Has a Drug Kingpin
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A 10-Year-Old Girl Needs a New Taylor Swift
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Aww, There's a Spy in My Wallet
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Short-Haired, Armored Wonder Woman (Yes, Please)
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I Don't Want to Fuck Up
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Baby Elephant Likes Playing With Maxi Pads
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The Only Hat to Wear as a Group
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Picture Post: Shuttle Replacement Is All Hair and Sparkles
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Why Twinkies Cost Less When Downloaded via the Online Store
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Tsk, Tsk, Girls: Ladies Are Drinking More Than Sleeping, and It's Deadly
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A Picasso Fetches £13.5 Million for Orangutan Sex Joke
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25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Make You Want to Lock Yourself Out?
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29 People Who Live in New Jersey
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9 Books That Will Make You a Woman? (Yes, Duh)
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Behold — the Rock Stars of the Day Care
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Officials: Clinton to Make Wedding Cakes for Gay Couples
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Sea Turtles Make Their Way to the Bar for Everyone in Your Life
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Diet Dr Pepper Is the Hot New Drug for the Everyman
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19 Times R. Kelly Teamed Up on a Penis Straw
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The 27 Most Passive-Aggressive Things That Will Make You Into a Resentful Monster
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A Zebrafish's First Minutes of Awesomeness
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22 Grumpy People Who Watch Marathons
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Your Evening Cry: Dog and His Dad Are Back, Now With More Creepy Giggling (Allegedly)
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You Can Get Out of Conan's Mouth?
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The Obituary Section Is the Most Exciting Media News in Years?
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Coal Plants Get Built MORE Frequently When We Talk About Pubes
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Giant Kangaroo Rats to Communicate Telepathically
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Ronald Reagan Was a "Sexual Meeting Ground"