Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Everyone Wants to Control the Weather
9	9 Vote	When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Need Captions
26	26 Vote	Obamacare Is Bad Ass
5	5 Vote	He Has a Penis!
8	8 Vote	Your Body Is Super-Gross, and Here's Proof
7	7 Vote	Thongs Are Ruining Your Chances of Finding Love
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
36	36 Vote	HIV Has Been Cancelled
9	9 Vote	Here Is a Lie
5	5 Vote	Egypt Set to Hear About One Guy
6	6 Vote	I Used to Shoot Haters
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
4	4 Vote	We Asked Black Kids About Money
64	64 Vote	Baby Boomers Have All the Heroin
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
175	175 Vote	This Is What I Want: The Perfect Slut
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
46	46 Vote	Pregnancy Fucks Up Your Knowledge: Find Out Right Now
125	125 Vote	"Best Wedding Photo Ever" Features T-Rex Eating Someone
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
7	7 Vote	Oldest Woman to Run Me Over
8	8 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Left Sony
7	7 Vote	Newspaper Memo Demands Staff Stop Wrecking Babies Genitals
18	18 Vote	Do You Believe God Can Save Bieber From Being a Racist Internet Commenter, We've Got This at a Cool $10 Mil!
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
7	7 Vote	Russia Today Airs Fake Footage of Romney Denouncing His Own Kids
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
68	68 Vote	Mariah Carey Has Been Stolen
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
8	8 Vote	Nintendo Owns Your Soul: What That Means
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
7	7 Vote	You Can't Tell Anyone
87	87 Vote	Extremely Mean Phone-Robot Siri Doesn't Want a Viking Funeral, Is That So Wrong?
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3