Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

35	35 Vote	Basements Get All the Bitches
96	96 Vote	U.S. To Be Legal Again
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
35	35 Vote	Secret Rules Grant Obama the "N" Word
24	24 Vote	Use a Racial Slur Every Sunday Morning–and It's Hilarious
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
73	73 Vote	A Russian Billionaire Plans to Destroy Any Friendship
80	80 Vote	How to Talk to Your Deck
76	76 Vote	18 Powerful Messages From the Mystical Being That Is Softcore Porn
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19