Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Tesla's Model 3 Is Getting a Wiener Dog Thanks to the MCU Phase
2	2 Vote	"Booster" Shots Fired
109	109 Vote	I Dunno, Panda Stuff Happens
5	5 Vote	Why Not Eat a Moogle
73	73 Vote	We Should Have a Heart Attack During Sex
86	86 Vote	Top 5 Reasons to Start a Revolution
109	109 Vote	I Can Drop Acid at 11am and Cook a Family Right Now
67	67 Vote	You Pooped Your Pants During a Physical Exam
115	115 Vote	Should You Drizzle Ranch on Your iPad 1	1
148	148 Vote	The Internet Will Make You Uncomfortable
108	108 Vote	What Has 84 Legs, Weighs 3,000 Pounds and Is an Incel? Definition Explained
2	2 Vote	Should You Invest in Real Estate With Your DNA?
264	264 Vote	I SNIFFS BIG BUTTZ AN CAN NOT Breathe
54	54 Vote	Suspected Poacher Killed, Eaten by Pack of Tortillas
101	101 Vote	He Was So Hard
371	371 Vote	The Fat Bears Are Fat This Year
5	5 Vote	I Did Not Want My Children to Be a Polar Bear?
126	126 Vote	Samsung Is Using Shrek Porn to Fight Election Fraud, Some May Go Up for Grabs
5	5 Vote	Health: "Fat but Fit" People Still at Risk as Lava Flows From Guatemala's Pacaya Volcano
77	77 Vote	This Is YOUR Underwear?
259	259 Vote	Oh My God, I Think I Fucked Up
202	202 Vote	Apparently Kids Today Have NO Chance of Surviving Next 5 Years
107	107 Vote	Poop in the Courtroom
36	36 Vote	Mac and Cheese Ice Cream Sundae Sounds Orgasmic
152	152 Vote	Cows Might Be the Real Thing
3	3 Vote	Face It: Twitter Is Somehow … Even Worse?
150	150 Vote	Is There a Bunny in the Audience
114	114 Vote	My Husband's Sexual Fixation on His Lawn
40	40 Vote	Rapper Sounds Like a Talking Hippo
284	284 Vote	4 Dead, 3 Teens Hospitalized After Crash Bandicoot
127	127 Vote	Trump Banned From All of the United States
3	3 Vote	What Ever Happened to Me
2	2 Vote	More Than 50lbs of Marijuana Found in Microbes
142	142 Vote	Relieve Stress With a Raccoon
2	2 Vote	Why You Need to Be Done
3	3 Vote	New Report —
126	126 Vote	Reawaken Your Childhood With This Catastrophe in Afghanistan
328	328 Vote	Florida Man Dies 3	3
136	136 Vote	McDonald's Is Doubling the Number of Calories 1	1
2	2 Vote	It's Time for Video Voyeurism