Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

75	75 Vote	You Should Never Have Existed
3	3 Vote	There Are Too Many Snakes in This Year's Fat Bears
69	69 Vote	Farmers to Be Smelling Like Your Ass
92	92 Vote	I Can't Help Being Big Meat
3	3 Vote	"Happiness" Is a Myth
63	63 Vote	If You Do Enough Ketamine, You Might Piss Blood Vessel
19	19 Vote	Put Out This Month
22	22 Vote	Wiglett Is a Smart Financial Move
96	96 Vote	BOOM! NASA Just Hit a Cat, California Officials Say Goodbye 1	1
38	38 Vote	Give Me a Hadron
112	112 Vote	Raging Karen Went Wild and Cultivated Potatoes
33	33 Vote	The WAVE RETURNS! - Republicans SURGE in STDs?
55	55 Vote	Americans Are Still Virgins
157	157 Vote	I Finally Had Control. It Was Miserable
180	180 Vote	The Queen Dead
88	88 Vote	How to Develop Insecurities & Depression
38	38 Vote	I Went to Therapy
63	63 Vote	Just Pee on Your Weenies
2	2 Vote	1 Dead Island
38	38 Vote	Trump Promises to End Badly With Civil War
40	40 Vote	Endangered Sea Turtles Found on Mars
359	359 Vote	I Am Now Having Autism
108	108 Vote	I'm Sorry, but It's a Bigger Ass 1	1
3	3 Vote	11 Books That Are Actually Forms of Anxiety
26	26 Vote	Our Hunger Will Never Die
2	2 Vote	Jesus Needs His Own Bond-Like Franchise
123	123 Vote	Hit Me With Your Milk Supply
428	428 Vote	I'm About to Get Worse!
97	97 Vote	I Love Dinos I Need My Fix
24	24 Vote	Homeless Man Hailed as Naked Success
76	76 Vote	Mexico Braces for Large Breasts
55	55 Vote	New Type of Exercise? A Blood Clot
97	97 Vote	Will Earth Run Out of Wang 1	1
147	147 Vote	Guy Pranks His Buddy by Not Telling Him He Sucks
94	94 Vote	There's No Reason to Exist
113	113 Vote	Here's Why I'm Ready to F**king Die!
62	62 Vote	All the Bagels Have Been Very Effective
86	86 Vote	Leading Virologist: We Are Going to Die!
4	4 Vote	Work Out With Big Boobs
57	57 Vote	Opossum Killed by a Multinational Task Force