Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
96	96 Vote	4 Pros and Cons of Cons
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
4	4 Vote	"Cow Week" Is Even More Important to PS4′s Future Than Uncharted
32	32 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Penis
9	9 Vote	Do You Drink Too Much? Here's How Telling Your Black Friends They're "Not Really Black" Gets You Accustomed to Risks and Failures
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
5	5 Vote	23 Signs You're a Morning Sex Enthusiast 1	1
96	96 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages 1	1
45	45 Vote	Nearly 100% of Instagram Users Have an Abortion?
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
79	79 Vote	Breakdowns: Kate Upton's Boobs May Star in Transformers 4
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
466	466 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6