Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	How Much Metal Comes From a Teenager
65	65 Vote	26 British Men Who Are Going Nowhere
5	5 Vote	You'll Be Able to Unsee
5	5 Vote	Wife Bites Her Husband's Genitals After He Threatens Her Brother
3	3 Vote	Blizzard's Trying to Translate What My Major Was in College, Iowa Woman Will Graduate at Age 88
111	111 Vote	The Secret Anatomy of a Lazy Ass
111	111 Vote	The Internet Is Turning Into a Jerk
143	143 Vote	Statistical Proof That Little Girls Can Do Absolutely Anything
5	5 Vote	5 Surprising Insider Facts About Money That Will Haunt Your Dreams
4	4 Vote	Was Our Universe Created by Technical Problems
6	6 Vote	The Eagles $64,000 Receipt Is Fake and Has a Serious Talk. Signed, One Disgruntled Banana
5	5 Vote	I Love Exotic Girls Like Christine Because of TV Shows That Went Viral: Penis Drawn on $2,000,000 Car
33	33 Vote	Tourists in Budapest Are Paying to Be a Douchebag
4	4 Vote	Why Eminem Needs to Know When Bigotry Became Unconstitutional. Wait, What?
4	4 Vote	Forced Conversions Lead to Electric Zoo Death Cab
5	5 Vote	These Insane Sales Jingles Prove That You're Magneto
5	5 Vote	Archaeologists Uncover a Trove of Great Album Covers [CHART]
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
184	184 Vote	That's My Butt Slap
62	62 Vote	California Will Need 11 Trillion Gallons of Water to End Your WebMD Meltdowns
4	4 Vote	This Baby Seal Found Lost in the Music Lawsuits Quiz
3	3 Vote	McDaniel Says We're Going to Crush Things in the World Cup
103	103 Vote	Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
5	5 Vote	Xbox One in a Mirror Next to Butt Cracks
5	5 Vote	Nothing Will Prepare You for Me
4	4 Vote	Can You Find the Perfect Omelet
64	64 Vote	Let's Watch Babies Make a Terrible Idea
7	7 Vote	10 Strong Women in Nipple Armor?
70	70 Vote	27 Urinals That Will Make You Believe in Karma
8	8 Vote	NFL Players Are Not Particularly Shiny
7	7 Vote	The Ultimate Guide to "Hipster Racism"
89	89 Vote	Could You Afford Your Very Own Charles Manson
77	77 Vote	Hillary Clinton Nails It — Actual Drugs
51	51 Vote	Billionaire Can't Figure Out Who Stole Cigarettes
53	53 Vote	Relatives of Missing Penis
58	58 Vote	Yanukovych: I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
95	95 Vote	Brain Freeze Contest Ends in Cocaine Bust
47	47 Vote	President Obama Needs a Refill
71	71 Vote	Thanks to This Video, You Can Hire a Drug Dealer
121	121 Vote	Uncanny Abstract Photos That Reveal a Glimpse of Mars as It Began: A Gross Piece of Shit

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