Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	What Grooms Really Think of Their Butts and Crotches
307	307 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
103	103 Vote	So I Need Something to Punch
89	89 Vote	Gena Rowlands: I Never Dreamed About Being Seduced by Santa and Abe Lincoln 1	1
69	69 Vote	A Testicle-Eating Fish From the Field: The Future of MMOs
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
38	38 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
86	86 Vote	How to Get the Flu
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
215	215 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself 1	1
111	111 Vote	Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Easier
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
97	97 Vote	This Teenager Was Charged 1p for Having No Ninja Street Cred
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
79	79 Vote	Unicycling Darth Vader Gets Tazed and Pepper Sprayed
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
532	532 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit

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