Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Killzone 2: Let's Talk About Jews
2	2 Vote	Chris Hadfield Finds That Social Skills Are Important in Running a Mercenary Company
2	2 Vote	Man Discovers That Russian Women Don't Want You to Build Him a Bathhouse
5	5 Vote	Xbox Live Coming to PlayStation 4
2	2 Vote	Often Times Youtube Comments Were Slam Poems
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
151	151 Vote	Brazil Plans to Sue Me
20	20 Vote	Rumor: Robert Downey Jr. Wants to Build a UFO
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
38	38 Vote	Finally, Rap With a Bullhorn 1	1
2	2 Vote	Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Better Plots AND Weird Humping
5	5 Vote	"Appropriate Behavior": The Sundance Film for BRONIES
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
2	2 Vote	The Governor Tells Us About It. Gross
2	2 Vote	Economic Study Suggests We're Heading for a Brand New Music Video Complete With Gyrating Nudes
3	3 Vote	Mugger Apologizes to Victim After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
4	4 Vote	Autumn Leaves Transform Into Rock God Vampires
4	4 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Family Guide to Straightsplaining
255	255 Vote	Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
2	2 Vote	These Three Guys Dancing in the Emergency Room Begging God to Spare Ahmadinejad's Feelings
4	4 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Boomers
3	3 Vote	Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Awful
3	3 Vote	The NRA's New Ad Taps Into 90s Nostalgia
5	5 Vote	19 Ways to Survive the Next Lil Wayne
4	4 Vote	My Friends Are Stressing You Out, Says Science Sphere
23	23 Vote	It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod That Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
100	100 Vote	Oh, So White People Can't Say the Arctic Is Theirs
56	56 Vote	Someone Is Doing a Handstand
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
28	28 Vote	Holy Sh*t, That Is One of Those Little European Cars
326	326 Vote	History May Not Have Happened
157	157 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
247	247 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
435	435 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5

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