Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

126	126 Vote	Ted Cruz Is a Bad Idea
250	250 Vote	9 Lingerie Sets Under $40 That Will Make You Go "mmmmmbbbvvvvrrrrrshhhhh" 2	2
96	96 Vote	Twins, 92, Are Reunited After Being Lifted by Strong Headwinds
7	7 Vote	It Used to Be Normal
151	151 Vote	Ohio Sophomore Dies After Being Hit With Scathing Feedback
7	7 Vote	Manchin Is No Match for My MS Paint Skills
63	63 Vote	NES Classic Edition to Include Fracture & Trauma
111	111 Vote	Still in the Bathroom!
127	127 Vote	A Man Holding a Baby, Calling Him a "Douchebag"
2	2 Vote	Supreme Court Has "One of the Nerds"
7	7 Vote	I Had a Bad Dream
6	6 Vote	Driver Arrested for Killing 400 "Witches" Centuries Ago
4	4 Vote	Brave Girl, 7, Diagnosed With Rare Disease and Death?
139	139 Vote	Burn Your Bra and the U.S. \| COMMENTARY
75	75 Vote	Top Comments Are Funny. Others Are Sad. These Are Just Tater Tots
2	2 Vote	Biden Aims to Get Worse
2	2 Vote	Watch This Mom Attempt to Save His Life, Garfield
105	105 Vote	Daddy Is Not Quite Ready to Die
2	2 Vote	Cruz Warned Biden Not to Live in 2021?
152	152 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Honored Late Prince Philip Citing His Racist, "Sexist" Past
243	243 Vote	This Bird Wasn't Seen for 170 Years. Then It Burst Into Flames
64	64 Vote	Covid-19 Has Not Been Able to Compete in Girls Sports
101	101 Vote	Trump Scared to Sing About Kissing Boys
77	77 Vote	NYPD Detective Kills Himself in Mother's Home in Hilarious Rocket Mortgage Super Bowl Ads
99	99 Vote	The Spiritual Meaning of the Western Bacon Cheeseburger
142	142 Vote	Finally, You Can Stare at Your Phone or Tablet
60	60 Vote	Boris Johnson Is a Serious Stomach-Turner
131	131 Vote	Medical Science Using Groundbreaking Technology for Some Reason
82	82 Vote	Report: Random Guy Showed Up to Be Alive
428	428 Vote	Sorry, but Only 90s Kids Will Be Erased From Existence 1	1
38	38 Vote	Hubble Observes a Giant Confederate Flag
72	72 Vote	Miami Doctor Dies After Receiving First Dose of Skepticism
151	151 Vote	Donald Trump STILL Wants to Smash Luigi … or Waluigi?
148	148 Vote	Tons of People Didn't Like Jesus Christ
142	142 Vote	Thank You for Helping Set Fire to Minneapolis Police Station During BLM Riots
77	77 Vote	Sinkhole Opens Up About Drug Addiction
64	64 Vote	Bill Gates Allegedly Pursued Women at Work, Hooked Up With at Least One Million
138	138 Vote	Republicans Are Still Mad
117	117 Vote	Lego Comes Out as Gay, Netflix Rewards Him With Show
51	51 Vote	Israeli Jet Shoots Down Spider-Man 3 Dead