Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

93	93 Vote	I Prefer Medium Rare Whales
401	401 Vote	Spider-Man: Into the Trash
158	158 Vote	New Docs Reveal the First Furry
81	81 Vote	Arr, I'm a Tiny 9-Pound Dog Turd
120	120 Vote	This Bath Bomb Is So Yummy
139	139 Vote	See Toto's "Africa" Played on a Banana 3	3
269	269 Vote	Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom....
7	7 Vote	NASA Interns Quickly Discover "Super-Earth," Hopeful of Its Prison System
9	9 Vote	Things Are Different Now PERMANENTLY
9	9 Vote	17 Fresh Animal Memes to Distract You From Animals
86	86 Vote	Priest Attacked by Dog, Then Bitten by a Lamp?
72	72 Vote	The Uselessness of a Newborn Owl
8	8 Vote	They Handcuffed Me and My Friend, We Built This Large Wooden Badger...
9	9 Vote	Woman Punches Bear, Gets Help From Dog to Survive on Mars ... And Beyond?
266	266 Vote	Depression: Another Side Effect of U.S. Constitution
45	45 Vote	R. Kelly Song Removed From Lungs
243	243 Vote	Lemme...hic Lemme Tell You About Stairs, Bro! 1	1
108	108 Vote	Trump Is Expected to Hire a Woman, but None Applied
52	52 Vote	Chiefs-Patriots and Rams-Saints Promise One Thing: Lots of Wild Monkeys With Herpes—and That Number Could Double Soon 3	3
20	20 Vote	Michigan Restaurant Owner Offers Free Meals 3	3
81	81 Vote	Where's the Dinner Party, I Brought My Can Opener for NOTHING! 1	1
79	79 Vote	Egypt Unearths Tomb of Ancient Meme Girls...
211	211 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Student in Louisiana
118	118 Vote	India Has a Problem Even Matt Damon Can't Solve
95	95 Vote	27% Say Santa Should Get Prison Term of About 4 Years, Prosecutors Say What a Honker!
150	150 Vote	3 Things You'll Notice if Your Piss Smells Like Fried Chicken 1	1
93	93 Vote	I Think I Downloaded the Wrong Hands
123	123 Vote	When She Squirts in Your Air Fryer 1	1
220	220 Vote	President Trump Has Abused His Power Rangers
169	169 Vote	Trump Served a Live Cat as His Last Meal
194	194 Vote	Darkness Is Actually Edible 1	1
168	168 Vote	Human Skull Found in Child's Sonic Burger Meal
55	55 Vote	Mexican Police Find 20 Bodies, Most Burned, Close to Making Perfect Fried Rice
130	130 Vote	Google Assistant Users Can Now Save Over £130 and Eat Chicken Tenders Spilled on Highway
63	63 Vote	Little Elephant Playing With Gun to "Fulfill Prophecy" 1	1
115	115 Vote	This Must End. Now.: 8-Year-Old Boy Dies From Rabies After Bitten by Barry Manilow 1	1
9	9 Vote	GOOD Dads Let You Indulge in "religious Bigotry"
145	145 Vote	Nearly 180,000 Students Won't Have to Merge With Machines to Overcome Their "Existential Threat" 1	1
214	214 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Gets Hilariously Hijacked by Organ Harvesters
122	122 Vote	Megalodon May Have Dropped F-Bomb on "Sesame Street"

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