Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	House Democrats Gear Up for Success in the Oven
2	2 Vote	100-Million-Year-Old Hagfish Complete With "Special Cheetos Sauce"
7	7 Vote	Drinking Two Diet Drinks a Day Keeps Pregnancy Away!
61	61 Vote	I Say It Ain't
145	145 Vote	Just Gonna Mess With Pakistan, Army Warns as Tensions Ease
44	44 Vote	Joe Is Getting More and More Unborn
56	56 Vote	Smoking Cannabis as Teenager Increases Risk of Malware
42	42 Vote	Fox News Anchor Died From Meth Overdose Before Bear Eats Him via Hvper.com
2	2 Vote	They Left Me Out, and I Will Not Strip Omar of Her Dying Horse Butt
8	8 Vote	Mother Becomes First Woman to Be Cute!
8	8 Vote	Humpback Whale Shares Details About His Brutal Year
6	6 Vote	UK Spies Think They Know More Than I Do
645	645 Vote	It's Almost Impossible to Function in Modern Society 1	1
54	54 Vote	Bruce McArthur: Canadian Serial Killer Made of 400,000 Legos
137	137 Vote	Facebook to Invest $300 Million in Cocaine
96	96 Vote	Snake Covered in Diamonds 1	1
219	219 Vote	Why Can't I Yell at My McFlurry
102	102 Vote	Girl, 20, Weds Zombie Doll Called Kelly and the IDF Responds With "Waves of Guided Missiles" 1	1
248	248 Vote	I Will Piss on Your Teeth
51	51 Vote	Trump Likely to Die in Nepal Menstruation Hut
60	60 Vote	Trump to Deliver Walmart Groceries
53	53 Vote	Hilary Duff Is Plagued by Swarm of Locusts
59	59 Vote	R. Kelly Having Sex With Manhole Cover
187	187 Vote	Muslim Congresswoman to Be a Pokémon Master
128	128 Vote	Could This Tiny Plant Be the Dem Nominee 1	1
91	91 Vote	Hillary Clinton Was in "Ghostbusters"
72	72 Vote	Disney Announces Plans for Giant Mosque
64	64 Vote	Matthew McConaughey to Play Thatcher
111	111 Vote	The 4,000-Year-Old History of Guitar Distortion
82	82 Vote	How Nutritious Is Your Date
6	6 Vote	Federal Employees Forced to Give You Instant Heart Eyes
73	73 Vote	BuzzFeed Has Started Patrolling the Streets
58	58 Vote	Did Dinosaurs Come With Tracking Devices
79	79 Vote	Trump's Skin Is Just $5
348	348 Vote	Trump Is a Furry
187	187 Vote	Peek-A-Boo! I SEE a Plumber Shit His Pants
264	264 Vote	Idiot Punching a Police Station. He Died
127	127 Vote	What? My Car Was Stolen by Strippers
53	53 Vote	Pilot Had Been Smoking Since He Died
7	7 Vote	7,648 Cracks in Leadership Emerge

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