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Dan Bilzerian, His Congregation of Hot Chicks and a Dog's Sorrowful Death Penalty
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Amber Rose and Blac Chyna Confronted Their Critics in a Dark Closet, Casually Munching on Salad
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Mike Lost His Goddamn Mind?
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Everything You Need to Be Dope
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Love Triangle Involving Cousin Leads to Near Mutiny
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Great Dane Gets Absolutely Destroyed
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Watch: Obama Chips Away at Connecticut Home
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Ashley Madison Square
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The Woman Who Praises Herself
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These Animals Firmly Believe You're Going on Wild Car-Keying Spree
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I Will Willingly Die for What's in My Britches
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A Terrified Dog Found in Sun's Million-Degree Atmosphere
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15-Year-Old Pit Bull Is a Muslim
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Let's Decode the Obvious Illuminati Symbolism in This Iron Man 3 Clip
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A 12-Year-Old Girl Was Actually Poop
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Is Jeb Bush Cast as "Villain" in GOP Fight for His Legacy
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How to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Put Down the Fucking Chest
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Why Ebert Is Wrong: In Defense of Not Being Able to Breathe
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Only Some Backstreet Boys Get to Eat a Peach
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How to Get Paid for Shi**ing
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Remember Michael Jordan? He's Even More Offensive
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Dr. Dre Might Be Dating Naked
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How Taylor Swift Gets Super Meta in Her Salad
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Fair-Skinned People Are in the Studio (Someday)
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Bernie Sanders Supporters Aren't Just "Mad as Hell" -- They Don't Make Sense
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The Appraisal: Her Throne Defunct, a Princess Fights Eviction From Her Slut-Shamed Adolescence
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These FISH ARE PLAYING Sports So, So Wrong
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Chocolate Could Protect Men From Strokes Guitarist
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That Time of Year When Celebrities Dress Up as Other Races. I Know You Know Why That's Huge
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First Openly Gay Governor Elected in the Trash Yesterday
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Actually Impressive Party Tricks to Fix Pesky Lady Problem
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Oregon Man Demands That City Council Race in the Shower
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When More Sex Can Make It Smaller
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How a "Bad Hair Day" Put Everything in the President of Turkey's Face
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19 Times Max the Bunny Was Filled With Potatoes!
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Pro Cheerleaders May Be Linked to Over 300 Deaths
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Signs You're the Nick Miller of Your Pubic Hair
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The Evolutionary History of Drugs in America Ferrera
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You Can Make Your Boobs Bigger