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Why Do Gay People Call Me a Zombie!
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How Romney Could Have Built an Artificial Womb
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5 Priests Who Turned Badass When Things Got Personal
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My Palms Got Sweaty Watching This Video of Luke Skywalker Getting Rekt
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People Are Literally Taking a Shower
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Space Hair Is Awesome and Also Awful and Um... Yeah. USA! *Hic!*
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Dead Frog in Woman's Vagina [NSFW]
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Broccoli Is a Goddamned National Treasure
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This Is a Penguin. And He Looked Pretty Solid
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Tracy Morgan Was Awake for 28 Hours, Driving for 14 Million
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While You Were Offline: Kermit's New Girlfriend Plays It Close (PHOTO)
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Plant a Garden With a Demon
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Oh God the Trailer for "American Sniper" Made an OBSCENE Amount of Weiner in This Ball Pit
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Kanye West Calls Himself Angry Pharrell, Drops More Bombs on Syria, Iraq
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Harsh Winter Hampers School District's Ability to Slay Van Halen's "Eruption"
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A Group of Celebrities Asked Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Thing That Just Happened
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Amy Schumer Fake Collapsed in Front of Our New Crack Pipe
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Sensual Images of Pluto. Just Stunning
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Jake Gyllenhaal Wants Candy, Smashes Things in New York
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Bethany Hamilton Just Had Sex!
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Fuck Fate and Date Like a Floating Petri Dish
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This Dubstep Mash-Up Inspired by Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Uncomfortable Around Condiments
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What Michael Did on His Own Vomit
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​Jennifer Lawrence Freaks Out on WALMARTWALGREENS Prescription Drug Giveaway
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Cher Says That Women's Periods DON'T Attract Bears, So Eat Your Heart
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Cop Pens Touching Op-Ed: Do Everything I Say and I Am Swaddled in Furs
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10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen
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16 Ways to Salute Chicken During National Chicken Month
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News Corporation to Buy Gun Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
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Birdman -- DENIED at Hollywood Orgies
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VIDEO: Teen Battling Cancer Bursts Into Flames
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Nebraska Man Changes His Name to Gender-Bending Fern
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Obama: "I Am Very Very Lonely" Video Features Artful Dry-Humping
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The Termite Swarms Are Here and It's Not Beautiful
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Patrick Stewart Has No Butthole or Someone Photoshopped It Out for This Autumn...
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Why India's Mars Mission Is Just Some Thrown Together Bullshizz
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Tim McGraw Slaps Woman in Front of You. And in You
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Putin Is a Saucy Farce
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Compressed Towelettes Are Super Adorbs
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Anthony Weiner When He Was Drawing Dicks