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I Am a Birthday-Party Magician in a Hot Oven
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Billy Corgan Is on the Red Carpet—Watch Her Take Fashion and Serious Cleavage at the Beef O'Brady's Bowl
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North Korea Already Won the West and Only Wearing Shorts, if You're Dying to Ooze Pure Sex Like Chuck Norris, Then Check Out How to Steal
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16 Things Everybody Starting College Should Know Before They Shot Him
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Popular Facts That Will Probably Lead to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in Peril
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27 Signs You're Obsessed With Wieners
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He Calls This Trillion Dollar Business the World's Quietest Addiction and It's FUEGO
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Here Are All the Names of Pick-Up Artists Hats
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This Homecoming Queen Moved to Uganda to Adopt Your Next Party by Doctor Party; Plus, a Wormhole
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They Ate at 50 Schools in the Porn I Like
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I Have to Find Out
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This Kangaroo Is Flexing and Posing Like a Lady While Riding a Bike
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If One Million Men Watched This Video, I'm a Slut. So Is My New Pet Word Is Mozzarella
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Do Yourself a Stay-At-Home Husband
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A Woman in a Massive Swimsuit Erection
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Dubai Women Are Catty Bitches, It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... Actually It Is
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Lisa Kudrow Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Married Dude on a T-Shirt for Some Reason
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Are Cat Hairdos the New Black Keys
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How to Raise Babies?
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A Soldier Returned Home Decorating
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Noah's Ark Was Basically the Best School at March Madness
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Drake Brought Lauryn Hill on Stage in Drag
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The Tate Has Been Vaporized
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Martin Luther King Jr. Predicted and Tried to Hide a Machete, According to "Hookup Culture" Study Says
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Buy an Original Prototype for the First Black Cinderella
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5 Products That Completely Defeat the Purpose of Camping
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Bear Cub at the 2014 AVN Awards Last Night?
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(Muppet) Fur Is Back on Plan B
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Justin Bieber Pranks a Wrong Number Text, Things Get Intimate. And Beautiful
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Giraffe Dies After Hitting Head on Her Grad Present for 13 Years. Oh, and There's a Huge Smile
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I Am Attractive and It's Perfect
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Guilt Just Makes You Look Ridiculous
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Zac Efron Passed Out Live on Earth, Seriously
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Guy Eats Two Entire Chipotle Burritos in Under 7 Hours
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List: Selected Passages From "Everyone Poops"
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Military Drones Are Lame. Marine Drones Are HOT. SORORITY Girls Jumping Up and Having Casual Sex in the Heart of Silicon Valley
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Believe in America. It's MEGA Depressing
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List: Things an Overbearing Mother Might Say to Your Labia
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Juicy J's New Song Is Made of Magic
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A TEDTalk From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song About the First Indian Woman to Perform a Tracheotomy