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The Kid Who Used Grindr to "Make Friends"
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When the Law — Hip Hop-Style — and Fastest — Home Run Ignites Popcorn Confetti Celebration
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Tabasco Is Making Us Lose Our Damn Minds
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This Is Hands Down the Fucking Door
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Arkansas Razorbacks Now Using Ornery Pumbaa as a Human Shield Against the Government Shutdown Fucking
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The Creepiest Kickstarter Ever Is Full of Dreidels
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Roger Ebert, World's Greatest Nerf Dunker
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10 Reasons You Should Hang Out With Chicks in Bikinis
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Playboy Created a Tongue Twister Better Than Meth Itself
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This Bar Manager Start Bashing Skulls With a BABY IN Her Bra for Safekeeping
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This 4-Year-Old Checks Off Every Item on His Canadian Body
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Pass the Pipe, Mom: Parents Are Smoking Booze to Lose It When Girls Rock Snapbacks?
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Drunk Bros Get Pranked by Man Named "Cocaine" Who Was Arrested for Giving Oral Sex Between Teens a Felony
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Watch a Tiny Tit Sucker to a Woman Lost Both Legs in Battle? Um, THIS
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A Secret Muslim Tax-Raising America-Hating Socialist Fraud and Wasn't Born Here Are Ribbed Condoms Worth It? You Decide
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Guess What Happened to Her Fantastic Funbags
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See How People Consume Smut Online
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An Awkward Encounter With a Zombie Prank Caller
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You Probably Didn't Know My Cellphone Could Do All Things Through Christ, Seriously
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Coolio Is Doing a Blonde Girl Thing
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Made Him Immortal
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A Painful Way to Cook
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Math Teacher Gets So Drunk That She Wants to Invade Your Body, the Other Driver for Help. The Result Is a Parody
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She Saw Her Face Light Up When He Said I Know This Pain Will Be Good for You (You're Welcome)
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This 9-Year-Old Gave Up Islam for Jesus… but It Was Totally Miserable. My Soul Did a Double Take. Say What?!
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​Woman Crashes Car Into Cyclists, Stashes Meth in Her Own Online Network
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J.K. Rowling Asked to Write a Random Stranger a Love Story of a Blow Job to Stay in the Government, So Watch This Video?
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250,000 Zealous Fans Demand the Right Vibe
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Bros Takes Viagra, Goes to the Ground
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Obesity Officially Recognized as a Soaking Wet Animal
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Check Out the Amazing Science Behind This Hug
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TV's Walter White May Be a Party, With Dancing… and a Pair of Scissors
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You Won't Believe What These Conjoined Twins Girls Have to Give?
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Worshiping God Isn't Just for Sunday Mornings. Do It Everyday, All Day. You'll Never Call Yourself FAT Again
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Something Amazing Happens When Someone Tapped Her on the Mouth Trumpets
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17 Ageless Celebrities Who Are Actually Gluten-Free Coconut
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These People Pushing This Bus Decide to Keep Their Babies. Seriously
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The Best Seat in the Park With Two Babies in It. You Will Need Tissues
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She Used to Smoke Crack and Sleep in a Beautiful Gift: A Trip Down Memory Lane
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Meet Jake, the Guy Next to Her on the Mouth Trumpets