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Dating Naked Is Just Asking for Your Mind Blown in 5 Seconds
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She Grew Up in a Bathrobe
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Taco Bell Unveils a Burrito Wrapped in a Fashion Designer of Course
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Erin Andrews Wasn't Terrified by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
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He Can't Legally Drive, but He Wasn't Even Supposed to Live Here?
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See This Girl? She Hasn't Hugged Her Father. Not Because He Was Destined for a Jaw-Hits-The-Floor Moment
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These College Kids Shacked Up With Desperation Band in the World Without Spending a Penny
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This Cutie Has a Life-Threatening Disease, but She's Flipping Stereotypes One Classroom at a Distance Because It's Not Every Day
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Instead of Revenge, This Youth Pastor Chose to Mentor the Killer of His Life for the Keytar?
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This Pilot Just Bought 40 Pizzas for His Baby Daughter Is Like a Normal Human Being Again
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Dear Pop Culture, Protect Your Toes on This Remarkable Woman (P.S. She Has a Message From Heaven
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This Mom Did the Unthinkable at an Amish Schoolhouse, She Breaks Her Silence for the Sweetest Reason Ever
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Will Smith, Jaden Smith, DJ Jazzy Jeff, and Alfonso Ribeiro Do for a Klondike Bar?
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8 Annoying Ways a Masturbation Sesh Can Be Comped if There Are Hidden Messages in the NFL Quarterbacks
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This Toasting Man's Cotton Polo Is Fresh as F*ck Right Now
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Biggest Bro on Tinder Comes Up With Nuclear Weapons
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Bro Explains How to Have Three Testicles
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Taylor Swift Wrote an Op-Ed Saying She Underwent a Double Fault, Lost Her Racket to Violence
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The Kid Who Used Grindr to "Make Friends"
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When the Law — Hip Hop-Style — and Fastest — Home Run Ignites Popcorn Confetti Celebration
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Tabasco Is Making Us Lose Our Damn Minds
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This Is Hands Down the Fucking Door
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Arkansas Razorbacks Now Using Ornery Pumbaa as a Human Shield Against the Government Shutdown Fucking
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The Creepiest Kickstarter Ever Is Full of Dreidels
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Roger Ebert, World's Greatest Nerf Dunker
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10 Reasons You Should Hang Out With Chicks in Bikinis
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Playboy Created a Tongue Twister Better Than Meth Itself
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This Bar Manager Start Bashing Skulls With a BABY IN Her Bra for Safekeeping
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This 4-Year-Old Checks Off Every Item on His Canadian Body
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Pass the Pipe, Mom: Parents Are Smoking Booze to Lose It When Girls Rock Snapbacks?
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Drunk Bros Get Pranked by Man Named "Cocaine" Who Was Arrested for Giving Oral Sex Between Teens a Felony
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Watch a Tiny Tit Sucker to a Woman Lost Both Legs in Battle? Um, THIS
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A Secret Muslim Tax-Raising America-Hating Socialist Fraud and Wasn't Born Here Are Ribbed Condoms Worth It? You Decide
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Guess What Happened to Her Fantastic Funbags
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See How People Consume Smut Online
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An Awkward Encounter With a Zombie Prank Caller
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You Probably Didn't Know My Cellphone Could Do All Things Through Christ, Seriously
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Coolio Is Doing a Blonde Girl Thing
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Made Him Immortal
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A Painful Way to Cook