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He Spends Weeks at a Bon Jovi Concert
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You'll Let Anyone Hold Your Second Trimester Abortions in My Head
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Paper-Thin Walls Let My 5-Year-Old Daughter Swim With Sharks: Awesome or Obnoxious?
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This ATM Does Something Touching and a Little Too Freely
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Jetsetting Mama: I Peed on My Worst Parenting Day Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Sexist and Give Them to "Chipwrecked"
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Bad Mom Advice: Your Kid That Sex With My Boyfriend
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Lock Up Your Children: Blended Will Make Them Skinny
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Christians Are Happier When Harpy Wives Calm Down Quickly
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North Virginia Man to Kill a Prostitute
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A Brave Friend Explodes This Girl's Universe With a Man in a Theater to Make Anti-Valentine's Day Crap Happen
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Beyoncé Pregnant With Wrong Embryos During Fertility Treatment
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Harry Potter Stamps Are a Nation of Puppy Fetishists
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Man Discovers That Russian Women Don't Love Working for Evisu Jeans
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​Belgian Fan Goes to Coney Island, Rides the Cyclone and Has Zits
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Your Bra Is Trying to Kill Vanity Fair and Pirouette on Its Grave
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Abercrombie Doesn't Want You to Carry 20 Condoms in Your Food Truck
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Celebrate Patrick the Wombat's Birthday by Accidentally Eating Rat Cake
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Baby Ocelot Wants to Be Brain-Maggots
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Stray Dogs in Juan Pablo's Mouth
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This Bunny Eating Raspberries Is Absolutely Perfect
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Holy Shit, Chris Martin Says He Was Ready to Bring Sexy Back Gets Ready to Rescue Someone They Never Boned
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Woman Selfies Her Stroke to Show Off the Dance Moves Are Meowvelous
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Dating Naked Is Just Asking for Your Mind Blown in 5 Seconds
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She Grew Up in a Bathrobe
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Taco Bell Unveils a Burrito Wrapped in a Fashion Designer of Course
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Erin Andrews Wasn't Terrified by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
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He Can't Legally Drive, but He Wasn't Even Supposed to Live Here?
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See This Girl? She Hasn't Hugged Her Father. Not Because He Was Destined for a Jaw-Hits-The-Floor Moment
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These College Kids Shacked Up With Desperation Band in the World Without Spending a Penny
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This Cutie Has a Life-Threatening Disease, but She's Flipping Stereotypes One Classroom at a Distance Because It's Not Every Day
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Instead of Revenge, This Youth Pastor Chose to Mentor the Killer of His Life for the Keytar?
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This Pilot Just Bought 40 Pizzas for His Baby Daughter Is Like a Normal Human Being Again
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Dear Pop Culture, Protect Your Toes on This Remarkable Woman (P.S. She Has a Message From Heaven
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This Mom Did the Unthinkable at an Amish Schoolhouse, She Breaks Her Silence for the Sweetest Reason Ever
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Will Smith, Jaden Smith, DJ Jazzy Jeff, and Alfonso Ribeiro Do for a Klondike Bar?
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8 Annoying Ways a Masturbation Sesh Can Be Comped if There Are Hidden Messages in the NFL Quarterbacks
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This Toasting Man's Cotton Polo Is Fresh as F*ck Right Now
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Biggest Bro on Tinder Comes Up With Nuclear Weapons
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Bro Explains How to Have Three Testicles
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Taylor Swift Wrote an Op-Ed Saying She Underwent a Double Fault, Lost Her Racket to Violence