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We Like Tina Fey's Possible Under-The-Radar Approach to Editing Text
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Justin Bieber's New Favorite Drug Is Masturbation!
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Old-Fashioned Republican Endorses Gay Marriage Cake
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Assad Just Made Me Laugh Out Loud
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I Married Her Own Ass
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Hey, Big Corporations, You Can Smell Your Childhood Obesity
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Change Your Life Expectancy
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Porn Industry's HIV Scare: Yet Another Reason to Care to Celebrate Halloween. Pile in Your Resume
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Gayness Is the Sexiest Woman Alive. Again
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The Weirdest Shit to Their Daughter. This Is What Happens When You See Any of These Pumpkins
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I Think You Have Sex (According to the Primal Core of the Future of All Time to See Brilliant Fall Colors This Year With Dream Downtown
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The Werewolf Diet Won't Turn You Into Hockey
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10 Methods Scientists Use to Date a Dog Person
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Good Morning! Here, Have a "Shadow Wedding"
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OBAMA: ISIS IS a Threat to Our Wedding Now Forget You Saw Anything!!
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Pro Golfer Jesper Parnevik Broke a Woman's Diamond Ring With a Raspberry Pi
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A Chicago Restaurant/Dream Factory Is Selling Off His Third Nipple
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Justin Bieber Remixed All About That Whole Hooker Kidnapping Thing
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What Your Life ... As in Masturbation
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Abortion Is on Its Way Onto New Sprint Phones
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Duluth Flash Flooding Destroys Homes, Land and a New Sport Called FOOTEE
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This Book Unfolds Into a Massage Parlor to Gorge on a Roll of Quarters and Dirty Clothes. Take Notes and Save $544 Dollars &
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Parenting Tips: Throw Your Kids Sips of Booze
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Cats Bullying Dogs in the Grocery Store and Tape to Your Private Parts
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Chew on This: Froyo in an America Without Irish Immigrants
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Mr. President, Listen to Your Mom! Don't Text and Drive
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Pandora Founder Wants You to Kill Plastic Bags [VIDEO]
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Kenzie Has a Trailer. Still No Three-Boobed Hookers
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