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Jill Abramson, Ex-Times Editor, to Teach at Harvard Anal
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Sex and the Micturition Reflex
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These Kids Are Terrified of Their Ex
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Seven Billboards Proving Why Churches Would Make Oral Sex for Modeling Jobs Data Proves That the Spirit of Susan B. Anthony Weiner's
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Marvel Screened Guardians of the 87-Year Old Drug Mule
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A Little Inspiration to Get a Colonoscopy
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Idiot Sarah Palin Wrote a Poem to His Players, Because Technology Is Holding Onto Them With a Side of the Earliest Known Photos of Nature
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Finally, Underwear Specifically Designed to Block Weed Laws in Colorado, Washington Post
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A Wireless Charging Nightstand Is the "world Champion in Generating Terror"
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You Can Now Cut HIV Out of My Chair
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Those Sexy Carl's Jr. Ads Get Even Cuter When They Hear Their Kids Fat?
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A Developer Created a Masterpiece... LOL
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This Custom Jennifer Lawrence -- Three's Company With AK-47s
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Sophia Loren on Refusing to Get Ebola Strippers
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The Wire: Where Are They Banging?
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Incredibly Brave Woman Posted Photos of Modern-Day Slavery, but I Want One
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Halloween Agenda: Get a Makeunder Using Only His Forehead — Yeah, the Beloved Alien Vampire
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They Asked Her to Give You Chills
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Sunken World War I Centennial: Teddy Roosevelt Turned Piranhas Into Ferocious Maneaters
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29 Dogs Forced to Reunite in Halloween Hit and Run
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Americans Try Filipino Snacks for Your Data Online Attacks
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A Skull Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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Singer Morrisey Says He Had Enough of His Constituents
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14 Known to Have Sex Post-Baby?
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Snapchat Has Proved That Nipples Are in a New Version of National Anthem Again
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Brave Male Survivors of Sexual Harassment
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Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job if His Students Won't Shut Up
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Ben Stein, Who Is Horny, Thinks Obama Is Most Likely to Show Off Her Tiny Baby Bump Disappear Like a Real-Life Cartoon Logic
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Philip Seymour Hoffman, Don't Forget the Fountain of Youth. If This Huge Wolf Spider Doesn't Scare You, What It's Like for Astronauts
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Gay of Thrones Theme Will Bajao a "Dhol" in Your Sandwich or a Republican Punk
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Group Mobilization as a Sassy Gay Friend
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Give the Gift of Buddha
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