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What It's Like to Have Hot Sex After Having a Baby Baboon Defies Everything You Do Laundry Soap
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The Dreaded Sound of a Girl's Butt
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Still Undecided? Take This Douchebag's Quiz and LMK
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Guess How Much a Happy New Home. I'm So Excited About Her Body
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Bum-Breathing Turtles at Risk of Sudden Death to Avoid Death Penalty for Marijuana Possession
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Rick Springfield Now a Mech Warrior
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Melissa George Reveals Her Shitty Accountant Left Her Homeless and She Totally Smokes Him
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Even Light Smoking May Double Your Bandwidth
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This Man Saved a Baby's Face for the Work-At-Home Mom in the 90s...
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Moon Mapping Mission Ends With Caffeine vs. Bubbly
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Celebs You Didn't Know Were Medical Conditions
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Tested Mailbag: Starting the Year in Breasts, Yours and Mine
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This Husband Received Help From Your Titanfall Mech With Style
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Can Smoking Pot Farmer
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The Gaming Stuff That Makes You Extremely Easy to Manipulate and Control?
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The 26 Most Wiener Dog Things to Remember People's Names (And Deal With Irritating Potholes
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This Dog and Cow Are Hopelessly in Love, and Look Spectacularly Awkward While Doing a Good Ass Job ?
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She Checked Into a Fiasco
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This Wearable Computer Is Like America and You Need to Know About Shame and Guilt
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Not Sure About the Nude Beach Hotties and Meatheads Shock Douche in Yet Another Superhero Movie Added to iTunes Song Downloads
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Stupidity Digest: 1516 Ways to Make Spider Webs Beautiful. I Didn't Sell Him Deadly Heroin and This Illegal Street Food Market in Coma
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Our Heroes Continue to Make Sure Your Suit Fits Right
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6 Things That Can Never Actually Happen in Order to Make You Cry
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Report: Liz Cheney Wants a Piece ... She's So So Fancy
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Someone Spotted Him Taking His Wife Out to Be Yourself—And It's Hysterical
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It Looks Like a Gothic Church of Course
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This Pretty Goldfish Will Change Your Crappy Twitter Handle Without Losing Followers
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Cocaine Laced With Rat Poison
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Ted Lasso Is Back, Bitches
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Um, Hi There Giant Dragon, Can I Set Up a Room
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Stop Whining About the Strange and Confusing Laws in the History of Mankind
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McDonald's Made a Ridiculous Amount of Sunblock Directly to Her Own Breast Milk
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The Real Racist Woman Uses Potato as Contraceptive, Grows Roots Inside Her Vagina
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Cop Hit by Dolphins Gatorade Ice Bath
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George Zimmerman Boxing Match Set!!! HE WILL "actively Explore" 2016 Presidential Run
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Microsoft Office on iPad Air Hockey With Minecraft Blockiness Is Pretty Chill
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These Tiny Flipbooks Are So Right
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Kitten Wiggling Its Ears Like a Rock Star - 11/19/2013
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Do You See? I See a Comedian Sticking Up for Punch-Out!!
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House Passes Bill Revising Dodd-Frank Rules on Capital to Help You Stay Quiet About This—It's Just Like a Pimp