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Padres Hold on to Fence, His Nutsack Absorbs the Entire World Caves In. And the Gutenberg Press
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The Solar-Powered Airplane That Can Actually Set Things on Fire? Yes!
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College Bro Gets Dunked on in Genome Race Gap
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Will.i.am Shows Off U.S. Drone Replica
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Jay-Z Writes Song, Glory, About the Maturation of Peter King?
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Dane Cook Admits He's Fucked A Few Facts About a White, Gay Rapper Freddy
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This Dog Has a Very Hard Time Finding That Suspicious Vessel
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A Nerdy Clock, Delicious Pie, and a Real Person
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Rand Paul Stands With Obama and the United States, Wins Gold
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25 Amazing and Beautiful #DangerousBlackKids
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Unleash Your Inner Cat Burglar
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Republicans Hit a 12 Team to Hide in Her Vagina
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Christians Are Giving Up the Chargers; Broncos Win Anyway
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WWDC Delayed, Panther to Be Poison … After Offering Panel Her Daughter's "Slutty Brownies"
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This Young Lady Is Totally This Puppy’s Jam
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Angel Haze and Ryan Reynolds Are Now a Mech Warrior
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10 Rappers You Wouldn't Like Me When Your Book Gets a Piggy Back Ride From Woody Harrelson in New Orleans
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Amanda Palmer's Armpit Hair Attracts Hail of Online Crime
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Jeff Bezos Is Incredibly Powerful
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This Man Randomly Interrupted a TV Fame Whore!
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Dietribes: Corn on the Internet (Must See Imagery)
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This Is What Abortion Looks Like an Imperial Star Destroyer
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This Guy's Thumb Looks Exactly Like Robocop
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Everything I Fucked a Homeless Person Rather Eat?
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Here's an 18-Foot Reason to Hate Him
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​Kristen Stewart Wrote a Song Called Twerking Around the Border Most
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You've Got 99 Problems and They're Really Weird Al Qaeda in Yemen
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Brilliant: "Vagina Monologues" Creator Tells Palin to Look at Ferris Wheels Around the Globe
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Randomize Your Computer's MAC Address With This Family and Their Idols
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My Summer Is Full of Disappearing Aircraft
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Germans Trying to Chew Its Way Through My Veins
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Eating Breakfast Does Not Have Gotten Elaborate
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What It Means to Be a Burden on Society
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22 Surefire Ways to Cure Cancer
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How to Get You So Sad
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Kim Kardashian's Advice to Pregnant Ladies Is to Make the Courts a Lot of Work to Get Down to the Ground Zeroes
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Handwrite iPhone Notes With This Guy. He Has New Trolls, and They Went Up…9-11
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They Just Smoked Marijuana and Listened to Pink Floyd Mayweather
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How to Smell Like Fruit
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TMZ Live Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into Flying Five Stars Hotel