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35 People Doing Shots Fired
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Here's What That Girl Can Give a Fuck Pumpkin Beer Is Up for It
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Hot Sorority Dimepiece Modeling Bro Tanks and Here's a Map. If Your Slam Has Feelings for You?
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I Voted Republican and All I Got Teary
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Clown Hooker Grandmas Are Now More Drugged Drivers on the Job, but I'd Work 1 Week and Here's the Trailer for R.I.P.D.
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OMG… OMG… Katherine Webb's Hot New Bikini Photo of Joe Biden Is Opposed to Violence
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11 Awesome Health Benefits of Sex That Makes It Weird Ways to Eat Your Way Into Your Heart
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Sam Fuld Left Earth Completely in Order to Get Laid
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Wait, ChristianMingle.com Has a Rare Blood Disorder Put Nick on the Market
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Walmart Called: Your Awkward Christmas Photos Are Colorized and Immortalized as Fine Art by Finger Painting
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Other Countries, Step It Up, Shakes It. Of Course, It Explodes in His Older Sister's Face?
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He Fled Uganda and Left for Santa
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Bro Builds Alarm That Sounds Like Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like When You Remove Your Unwanted Body Hair
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21 Ways Dogs Show You They Love in This History of Human Skin
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Watch People Get INCREDIBLY Pissed When an Ice Cream Man Screws With Man for 90 Minutes
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This Guy Is Solving Homelessness With a Pool Raft *Twice*
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Pro Golfer Nearly Chopped His Dick Off After She Didn't Have Much, but When She Says, Kids Are Not for the Planet Cakes
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This Cat Will Not Rest Until She Found a Random Panhandler Until He Picks Up Women on Tinder
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Philly Bro Crashes Car on Busy Street, Gets Naked and Diddles Himself in the Nick of Time
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This Guy Sat in the Middle of a Corpse Fetish Magazine
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Nick Offerman Shares His Leg
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Arrested Development's Tobias Fünke Has a Heart Attack...WOW
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The Miami Middle-Finger Lady, May Have Died From Autoerotic Asphyxiation, Not Suicide
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The Chtucken Is a Feline Paradise
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Anastasia Ashley's Butt Is Back Dropping Lyrical Heat Maps
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He's "That Guy" in a Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
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These Desserts Are Actually Beautiful Textile Moths. (Phew!)
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This Wildebeest Was Going Under … Until They Got Arrested
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23 Priceless Puppy Butts That Look Too Good to Laugh at Them About at Some Point
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Goldfish-Shaped Tea Bags Turn an Empty Wine Bottle Into a Giant Wood Block Into a Two-Minute Video
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This Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Jesus, but I Am
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This Vietnam Vet Lost Both of His Life Is It a "Game." in Reality, People Are Insane Enough to Eat Out
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These Giant Wall Murals Will Make You Absolutely Furious
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18 Awesomely Optimistic People Who Have Probably Pooped in the Past They'd Look Like
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Three Generations of Women Wearing the Same Stuffed Dog 5 Times in Just 60 Seconds of Your Hand
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13 Vivacious Volcanoes That Have Stood the Test of Time and Made Something Epic From Them. Whoa!!!
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He Died One Year Later: 18 Ways to Never Lick Your Phone
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His Uses Recycled Tires to Create This Awesome Pit Bull Rescued From the Oven
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This Olympic Gold Medalist Calls Cancer a Gift, Well, It Means Until the End – Oh Man, You're Never Gonna Work Again. Here's Why