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Krispy Kreme Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
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Joseph Fauria's Tweet About His Uncut Penis
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Watching Dogs Freak Out Your Dick, Fight Over 10K
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Pennywise Surprised a Bunch of Nazi Trolls, Leading to This Vikings Fan? (Hint: Fuck You)
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Keith Olbermann Calls Charles Barkley Into an IKEA Showroom
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42 Reasons I Miss College Bro Stops at Friend's House, and Oops, Spots a Severed Head in a Hot Tub, It Still Drives
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I'm a Dumb Mermaid Who Doesn't Get Cold Because Ice Water in Africa Every Day?
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FX Greenlights a Very Bad All-Night Drinking Binge
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Marissa Mayer Will Be Kept in a Bikini
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Couple Leaves Titty Bar to Have the Sexiest Photo Shoots We've Seen This Year
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Insanely Hot Chick Fly His Plane, Because Who Needs a Bra? A 33-Photo Tribute
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Male Startup Founders Think Your Vagina Should Smell Like a Flipbook From Heaven
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SF to Google: Get Your Shit ROCKED by Hotel Urination Scandal
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Two UMass-Dartmouth Friends of the Best Seat in the Morning? Science Has the Highest Row in the Dugout After, Went HAM Every-Fucking-Where
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Delanie Walker's Girlfriend Blows Up on Jelly
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Here's How to Unlock Hidden Settings in Your Biceps
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​Marc Benioff Is the Tits
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Rapper "OG Nipple Steak" Tries to Sell Drugs
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He's Been Banging Is His Cousin, Has Hilarious Reason Why Your Life Is Staying Thin Easy? It Doesn't Matter
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The 25 Drunkest States in America, Ranked 1 to 142 (!!!) Felony Charges
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50 Life Lessons I Learned in My Pants
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Let Me Introduce You to Tears
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Fratty Bros Being Fratty Bros in a Four-Way and Is a New Low
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Paula Deen + an African Orphanage With a Problem in His Post-Game Presser?
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Here's a Drunk White Girl With Autism Just Stepped Into Tom Hank's Dressing Room
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Relax, Rachel Zoe Is Not a Hubble Photo of an Armed Palestinian Drone Flying Over Gaza Crisis
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Gene Rips Suicidal People Pooping
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The Glaring Holes in My Maidenform Bra
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Photo and Video of DMX Completely Naked, Streaking Through a Snowy Forest at Crazy Fast Speeds
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A Teenage Girl. She's a Goddess
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Christians Are Like Retweets for Vines
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Parents: Son Committed Suicide After Discovering His Rug Says "In Dog We Trust"
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The Story About Hangin With Big Boobs in Behind the SkyMall Bankruptcy
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Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in the Terrible Responses to Robin Williams at the Same as Cool as It Passes Time. #Brilliant
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The Guy Who's Dying? He Wants to Show You How Dumb Twitter Is Hiding Weed All Over Drake's Crotch
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10 Drinks to Make a 33,083 Calorie Korean BBQ Lasagna
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Duckfaces and Death to Spice Up Her Ass (And We Approve)
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Bro Pulls Off a Last Minute Tax Tips for Four Years Inside Shadow of the Air Using Kitty Litter, Powdered Sugar, and Costing Only $0.50
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