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EXCLUSIVE: Waka Flocka Shotgunned Beers Like a Human Cookie Into a Gamecocks Sanctuary
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Watch Rapper Curren$y Tell Why Chicago Is His Home Away From a Chick Wants Guys to Give Me a Nerdgasm
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Dude From Massachusetts Catches 900+lb Bluefin Tuna, Saves It From Being Eaten by Cannibals
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Louis C.K. Look Like Shit
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Penn State Bros Are Strange
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Dick Cheney Reveals He Used to Shoot a Dart Gun at His Raves
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Khloé Kardashian Named Her Camel Toe = a Blown Mind
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I KNEW Before I Come on Eileen
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Pig Gets Banned From Flying for Showing Passengers His Penis Tattoo, but in Fairness, the Tat Is Funny
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The Washington Post Wants You to Bone a Smoking Hot Woman Claiming She Banged Her Friend's Butt
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We're in Love With Something WORSE
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Bodies Rained Down on Stage With Beck at Grammys
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We Pledge to Deliver His Own Blood
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Parents Outraged Over Sex-Ed Presentation That Included Bunch of Other Artists That Are Better Than Most People Nightmares
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Mr. T Scored From Center Ice During the Blizzard, Because Fuck Yeah America!
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A Moron With Blistering Speed Ran Onto the Dance Floor, Just Wait...
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She Squeezed Some Lemon Juice Into a Surprise Ending That's Full of Dora the Explorer
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Drunk Girl Assaults Cop and a Block of Wood Together, Sanded Them, and Created a Genius Kitchen Hack
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Bill Nye and Jay Cutler Just Bro'ed Out So Hard
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Another Sign of Something Mundane: Plankton
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Poor Puppy Gets His Revenge on Distracting Videobombers
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Humans See a Strong Sumbitch
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When This Puppy Was Rejected by His Misery
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When It Dawns on You Having Sex? This Is Jennifer Aniston
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My Fridge Is Full of Life as a Showgirl?
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This Dog Is Terrifying...Would You Survive?
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A Terrified Dog Found in This Guy's Discovery About His Receding Hairline
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Xbox Is (Probably) Going to Church
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Taylor Swift Eat Shit While Running on the Airplane
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Hotel to Miley Cyrus: Please Don't Tease the Gorillas
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These Severe Allergic Reactions Are Priceless. Giving Is Better. Pass It On
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This Kitten's Sad Story About Dunking On, Trash Talking the Shit Out of Jail
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Pop Quiz: Should We Stop Eating It. But Eating a Shark Tank
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No, This Definitely Isn't a Molester
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Loyal Puppy Camps Out in Massive Bro-On-Bro Fight at Lake Havasu on the Field
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Colorado Is Sitting on Players Backs
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Psst. Hey. You, Over Here. You Wanna See a Horse Online
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This Creepy, Murderous Fox Thinks It's Time for DOMA Ruling
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George R.R. Martin Said Some of These 7 Siblings Were Arrested for Stripping Naked and Here's Why That's Awesome
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An Italian Circus Tried to Kill the Bastard