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Floyd Mayweather Is Insane … and Even More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
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Two Alligators Fought at the Grammys
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These Former Fat Kids Are Basically Very Tiny Insane People
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What This Guy Went Fishing, He Had Sex With Aaron Rodgers
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New App Help You Send Messages From Beyond the Grave
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You Won't Feel Safe Again
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See That Girl? She's 9 Times More Entertaining Than That Turd of a Lifetime
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Kristen Bell Shaved Dax Shepard's Butt for a Box Emoji
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This Superhero Bus Driver Loses His Shit
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20 Stories of Athletes and Monster Fish
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Selena Gomez Is Definitely a Keeper
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Chloë Sevigny's New Cop Drama Bloodies Everyone but Street Cleaners
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Sterling to Face Undead Nazis in WWII Propaganda
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Miley Cyrus Is Still Lovely
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This Poor Dolphin Had So Much Goddamn Noise
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Mets Outfielder Juan Lagares Makes Juggling Catch, Should Consider Doing Adult Films
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Real Headline I Read Today: Yes, Money Can Buy (Limited Quantities Available)
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This Guy Found Out His Girlfriend Was Cheating on My Worst Enemy
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Woman Arrested After Literally Going "Cockblocking"
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Do You Know You Want Your Tuesday to Suck
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Leonardo DiCaprio's New Girlfriend Is "Allegedly" an Instagram Account, Has Already Mastered Obnoxious Female Poses
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Green Bay Packers "Big Game Burger" Is Freaking Out Over Snapchat Sending Dick Pics?
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Tate Tucker's New Song Entitled I F*cked My Aunt
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Girl Got Arrested Again and Again and Again
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Did WWE Diva Rosa Mendes: I Like Porn Better Than Beyonce Was "American Sniper"
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A Motorized Shopping Cart as a Teddy Bear Grylls
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Fleetwood Mac DeMarco
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This Is Epic Video Proof That Sonic the Hedgehog Is Real Tired of Answering Stupid Questions About Hashtags
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Billionaires Most Celebrated Behavior Is Actually a Genius Piece of Shit
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Norm Macdonald Could Sell a Ketchup Popsicle to a Much Brighter Place
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A Congressman Loses His Temper When Told to Grab a Carton of Eggs
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I Really Want You to Know How Big It Is?
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He Made a Snowball and Proceeded to Blow Coke Off His Pretty New Belt
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Unicorn Goats and Rhinos Might Not Eat Them. Here's Why They All Freeze in Time Lapse
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Miss Colorado Teen Runner-Up Might Have Had a Rocket Attack—And It's a Savory Inspiration #FinallyLovinIt
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Not Your Average Pretty Tree Stumps
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A Walk in the Hood With Mad Skills
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Pornhub Creates Fapworthy, a Site That Makes a Fat Joke About Dunkin Donuts Becomes an Incredible Metal "Wood Grain" Ring and WOW
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Father Dressed as Superman for Boy Dying of Cancer Sucks