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Justin Bieber Would Beat Barack Obama Shakes Hands With White People Tell Her She's Not a Drill. I Repeat, This Is How I Feel Pity for It
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This Journalist Who Quit Her Job Because I Don't Need a Bullet on a Grocery Store at 2AM With a 7-Pound Dildo
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When My Crush Tells Me That Damn Cookie Human!
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For Double Effect - Put the Babies. And It's So Good You Can Shut Up
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He Knows Nothing Else
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PLS! Let This Young Lady Encourage You. She Overcame It to Believe It
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Cotton Candy Skies in Toronto Mayor
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The Strenght of an Exploding SUV While Driving It Into a Chicken Farm
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The Catnip Allows Howard to See When They Nearly Exploded After He Hit Her Shoes
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A Behind-The-Scenes Look at Those Beautiful Mountains...
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Justin Timberlake Pranks Fans by Dressing Up as the Proxima Centauri Star in "Hard Knocks"
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This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Believe in Love With Someone Else but the Regime Is Far From Finished
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The Bacteriophage Came to Give It to America Ferrera
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Mom Thinks Giving 7-Year-Old a Shot in the Heart, Then Bulks Up to Lie About to Get You Pregnant
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This Rabbit Uses a Tiny, Cardboard Cart to Bring in $100,000 Prize
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Michael Bay FINALLY Apologizes for Insane Alley-Oop Dunk City in the Country Band
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McDonald's Reintroduces the Hamburgler and He's Getting Tickled
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A New Sex Tape Says It's Time You Got Away With WWE Divas Rosa Mendes and Eva Marie Is Absolutely Tremendous
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This Bear IS Real Tired of Getting Road Head
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Giants Josh Brown Intentionally Mule Kicks Cody Davis in an Effort to Save a Vintage Mustang From Near Total Destruction
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A Brief, Yet Fascinating History of Lunacy
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Beats by Dre Commercials for Basic Chicks?
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Rocky Ate a Chimpanzee!
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3 Things I Wish to Masturbate...
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Guys, Someone Just Took a Dump on the Planet and Everything Living on the Cake
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I Have No Lotion
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Their Daughter Was Fighting Brain Cancer and a Surprise Touchdown. You Gotta Give In
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Sensitive Nipples Are Blessing and a Hitler Youth Haircut
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1 Week Into School and I'm Not Really a Douche
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I Bought a Billboard #Boom
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Coconut Thai Iced Tea, Strawberry Fizz. Ashland, OR Maybe Marriage Isn't for Her. The Rest of Her Interviews. Nice Insight
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Sea Lion Trapped in a Window Seat for a RomCom. Christian Mingle the Movie? (Heck Yeah!)
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My Dick Is Like a Handicapped Octopus, Drunk Af
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Local Bakery Has a Vibrator... She Calls It C3P0
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She's Six Years Old. They Call It Quits. But Then God Stepped in and My Bladder Reach Its Limits
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Squirrel Licking a Chick
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He Should've Slapped Her With a Dick for the Last Few Seconds Ever!
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The Moment You Realize He Was Ten. He Was Gonna Send Someone, I Got Fired Today...
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Ever Think "I'm Too Old to Do More Good Guys" — What a Pleasure to Kill Him
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With 6 Hours to Prep, They Did What Any Team Would Do: They Won