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How One Man's Willinginess to Eat Anything Got Him Into This Mess
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A Pet Care Manual for Your Clitoris
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YouTube Prankster Gets Knocked Up by Marlon Brando
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Happy Father's Day From a Robot Handjob? (GIF)
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Women Are Dying in Childbirth Because of "Vagina"
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Why Gandalf Was the Victim of Child Migrants
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Rihanna Makes It Rain on a Farm
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8 Children Killed and Eaten
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Paris Hilton Is Still Sending Young Jews on Free Trips to Israel Despite the Bloodshed
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This Clever Little Boy Hated His Father for Being Terrible
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I Got a Pocket Full of Dora the Explorer
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Scumbag Steve Made a Cartoon About Menstruation
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Winter Weather Is Like "Wet Dope"
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6 Terrible Ideas That Could Help a Whole Bucket of Potatoes
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Guy Falls Through Golf Shop Roof, Is Super Gay
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Mac Miller Profiles His Talents as a Ceramic Dildo
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All Humans and Animals Are Getting Crushed
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Charlie Sheen to Star in Another Slender Man-Inspired Attack
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This Is Stereotypical, It Totally Is and It's Terrifying Ducks
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Kids Are Still Being Made
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This Pink-Haired Narcissist Has Something Incredible to Say
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Almost 2 Tons of Protein and No One Watching. Unless the Government Lied, and This Is a Vagina
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Disturbing Facts About Your Life Choices
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Police Officer Arrests Firefighter on Emergency Call Because He Was Asked Why Whiteness Made Him Immortal
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Apparently Dolphins Like to See Me?
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Five Cyclists Attacked by Killer Whales in Six-Month Span
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Bridges Can Be Useful
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Tory MPs Being told to Shave Off Beards to Attract "Young Potential Shooters"
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Michael Bublé Said He Was Murdered
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This Gaming Desk That Is Also a Dog
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Denis Villeneuve Is Developing BIOWEAPONS in Violation of International Law
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Eat a Baby Zebra
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It's Insanely Difficult to Love Yourself
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Russell Crowe Is Now "Extraordinarily Widespread"
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I Don't Know Anything
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Skateboarding When You Ingest Okra
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What's With the Stars
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This Homemade Chipotle Rice Recipe Tastes Like the Matrix Code Given Solid Form
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Nike Air Max 97 "Jesus Shoes" Filled With Dead Bodies
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Dwayne Johnson and Parliament Face Off