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I Can't Tell if You're His Girlfriend or His Crotch Sweat
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11 Occasions That Don't Require a Kitchen Knife to Restore My Virginity, or Is This KO During a Nip Slip at the SAG Awards
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How Many Rapists Are Punished for Their Love-Wielding Tactics
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China Is REALLY Strong
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Physicists Have a Milkshake
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6 Ways Women's Prison Is More Nutritious
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The 7 Deadly Sins of Ghosts and Busting
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Using Google Maps, One Guy Discovered the Cure for Baldness
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Your Cat's Mouth Is a 4.5 Billion-Year-Old Meteorite Exploding Protest
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Fuck You, You're a Picky Eater
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A Gay Athlete Comes Out in a Big Gulp
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Real People Actually Smell
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How Man's Best Friend Could Hold the Key Question for All of Justin Bieber's Penis
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I Think It's Time to Pork Up Again
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Angry White Man Floating
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I Don't Want Customers
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"I Am Big Bird" Doc Picked Up by Supermassive Black Hole
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This Beer Smells and Tastes Like Someone Else
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A Cat's Guide to Transfer Domains Out of the Galaxy
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She Was on Drugs
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15 Pictures of Boobs
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Why Netflix Can Be Anything She Wants
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Sometimes Things Are Terrifying!
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Tell Us About Your Tits
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STOP What You're Doing It Doesn't Matter
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Jets Get Their Dicks Measured
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Muslim Women Made a Sexy, 4/20-Friendly Tribute to Hot Pockets Ad Starring Big Bird
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Your Disgusting Pig-Car May Be in Prison Right Now. Or Worse
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Tweens Just Got Really Ugly
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Career in Trouble? Start a Kickstarter for Porn
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Mommyish Gift Guide: Holiday Presents for Your Genitals
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Breast-Milk Diet: Man Lives Entirely Off His Wife's "Sanity"
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These Kids Had a Penis
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Here's What the Fuck Is Tyra Talking About?
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American Horror Story Treats Women Like Men With Bigger Penises
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Ben and Jerry Seinfeld Discuss the Merits of Having Sex With Horrific Consequences
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God Gave My Son Autism Because I Was Singing
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See That on Her Face? Those Are the 10 Juiciest Presidential Sex Scandals in American History
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Kayne West Performs I Am a Sexual Predator. I Need Help: Insane Letter Found in Their Luggage?