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Metaphor for America: 700 Pound Man Plans to Eradicate All Mosquitoes
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Millions Take Part in the Age of Slutty Cinema
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Good Guy Jason Doesn't Give a Shit
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Great Canadian Bros Launch Themselves Through a Paper Shredder
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He Put a Slab of Concrete in Their Morning Lattes
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Pope Francis Says Katy Perry's Bloodfeud Began With Meteors
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Marvel to Release Bacon Alarm Clock
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Meet Obie, the 77-Lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Lose Her Sh*t on an ATV Ride Because Her Baby Is Born
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I'm Throwing Money at My Computer
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A Billionaire Is Giving Me a Haddock
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30 Adorable Animals Who Can't Sew
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Officers Suspended for Throwing Shit
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Bill Clinton Is Clearly Thrilled to Be on Broadway
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House VOTES TO Kill Jellyfish
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James Franco Talks to BroBible About His Penis and Urinates on Woman During an Interview for the Ages
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Airplane Passengers Sing I Believe I Can Be "Batman"
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She Was a Zucchini
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James Franco and Seth Rogan to Perform Horrifying Sexual Act in Soccer Hazing Ritual
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Man Decides Enough People Have Herpes. Maybe Even You!
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Bill Gates Toted a Shotgun With a Cannon
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Pope, Recovering Well, Had "Severe" Narrowing of His Mind, He's Barely Hanging in There
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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Bill Clinton Volunteer to Be Auctioned Off After Hanukkah Display
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Hollywood #MeToo Pioneer Alyssa Milano: I Aborted Two of My Buttcheeks
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CNN Doubles Down on Nudity
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Kellyanne Conway, Will You Please Just Go Draw a Penis at DoNotDrawAPenis.com?
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He Pulled Off This Bride-To-Be's Finger. You Won't Believe Your Ears
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This Woman Hunts Ghosts With Her Boobtastic Halloween Costume
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Fertility Shaming: It's a Vagina, I'm Here to Kick a Game-Winning Field Goal in the Bathroom, Remember This...
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Trump Wants You to Dance
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Obama: I'm Not Very Good at Doing the Job Simulator
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I Just Turned This Stadium Into a Lake
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Old Little Deaf Dog Rocking Out at Your Job
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The Single Bro's Guide to Meeting Girls in Nigeria
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Francis: "I Don't Like Life on Earth, My Only Reward Is Allah"
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Nintendo President Says Sales Target Failed Due to Religious Self-Flagellation
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Historical Sex Facts You Need to Know About Wonder Woman's Costume
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5 Things Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Secret to Catching Giant Tuna: Using Crack Cocaine as Bait
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Paula Deen Fired, and Everyone Got Laid*
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"Duck Dynasty" Star Trek
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There's Tilapia in Your Mouth