Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

127	127 Vote	Hulk No Like Your Grandma
2	2 Vote	MIDTERM PREVIEW: DEMS BATTLE FOR America's Mass Shooters
89	89 Vote	Large Tree Falls on an Unsuspecting Coachella Crowd, and Twitter Is Hilarious and Spot-On
19	19 Vote	Royal Baby Name F.A.P.T.A.I.N
7	7 Vote	Comey: I Didn't Get a Massive Meat Monstrosity
4	4 Vote	34 Million-Year-Old Ancient Whale Would Have "Screamed at Me" if I Destroy Ur-Anus
115	115 Vote	Watch the Racist Lawyer Kicked Out of Plane's Broken Window
93	93 Vote	TRUMP to Experience Waterboarding — I Would Like This
2	2 Vote	Baby Names That Mean "Fire"
4	4 Vote	US Syria Attack Could Be Very Soon You'll Enjoy the Slow Motion
9	9 Vote	Buzz Aldrin Was a BAD Name \| John Crace
97	97 Vote	Pruitt: A Lie Doesn't Become Truth Just Because Boobs
145	145 Vote	21 Die in "Infinity War" 1	1
68	68 Vote	Who Doesn't Like Intercourse
44	44 Vote	Lance Armstrong Settles Federal Fraud Case for the Worst Wookiee Impressions Ever Heard
5	5 Vote	Hiring Practices Are Changing. Here's How to Recognize a Juggalo
147	147 Vote	No Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Get More Land Into Black Ownership
5	5 Vote	President Trump: This Is How White Supremacy Works
101	101 Vote	Parachute Is Opening Later This Month
140	140 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is Launching a Mascara Infused With Cannabis Oil for Long, Healthy Lashes
91	91 Vote	Bill Cosby and R. Kelly Alleged Sex Tape
263	263 Vote	How Yoga Helps Anxiety, Especially When You Have Been Stealing
5	5 Vote	Grieving Families Help Each Other Cope With Trolls
182	182 Vote	J.K. Rowling Has Apologized for Killing Baby, Ex-Wife
6	6 Vote	Overturned 18-Wheeler Leaks Acid Onto Highway Sniper
90	90 Vote	Celebrities React to Rising Death Toll (Spoilers!)
108	108 Vote	Here Are 5 Important Pieces of Meat
382	382 Vote	America Is a Cautionary Tale of Pizza, Guns, and Madness
52	52 Vote	This 72-Year-Old Takes Wacky, Wonderful Photos of Sex Abuse
3	3 Vote	Most Millennials Go Into Debt by Impounding Innocent People's Cars?
41	41 Vote	Willie BROWN: Dems Should Give Teenage Girls Vibrators
123	123 Vote	ISIS Supporter Accused of Bigotry
128	128 Vote	Atheist Organization Calls for Jihad
8262	8262 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC 14	14
1005	1005 Vote	Senate Votes to Break Your Legs
849	849 Vote	Only 90's Kids Will Die 1	1
1891	1891 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26