Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

185	185 Vote	Meh, at Least 55 Dead in Bathroom at San Francisco 1	1
32	32 Vote	Senate Confirms Trump Is a Coward for Not Sharing Passwords
80	80 Vote	I'll Never Vote for Your Pussy
155	155 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Glittery Dress Is Covered in "Thousands of Bees"
64	64 Vote	I Hide Gold Doubloons in My Mind
73	73 Vote	Bison Wants Some of My Coochie!
155	155 Vote	Trump Falsely Claims Babies Are Food Not Friends
3	3 Vote	Aspiring Astrophysicist Graduates College at 11 and Wants to Abolish ICE (And Borders, and Prisons, and Profit, And…)
362	362 Vote	Buy Things for Your Empty Soul 1	1
91	91 Vote	7 Signs Your Plumber Is Trying to Interfere in Primaries
70	70 Vote	Ashlee Simpson Has a 1.39 Billion-Pound Cheese Surplus. How Did That Happen?
184	184 Vote	Study: People of Color Exist 1	1
96	96 Vote	Eighth Grade Is a Conspiracy
167	167 Vote	Stupid Sunlight Is Ruining GAMING Moments 2	2
135	135 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Is Great but Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants…?
8	8 Vote	This $25,000 Robot Wants to Be Over 100k
167	167 Vote	Pathetic England Crushed by Napoleon's Troops
251	251 Vote	Oops, I Created a Revolution
106	106 Vote	10 Signs You're at a Nudist Park
25	25 Vote	The Boy Scouts Get a Boner in Ramadhan
83	83 Vote	LGBT Community Speaks Out About My Weight Gain
72	72 Vote	Claire Danes Says She "Begged" ABC Not to Study Cow Farts
34	34 Vote	Firefighters Trained for Sex Ring
12	12 Vote	Researchers Find That Arousing!
52	52 Vote	Hillary Clinton Crony Slammed for Bringing Laxative-Filled Brownies to Coworker's Send-Off
77	77 Vote	Win $500 Worth of Unneeded Keyboards
190	190 Vote	Judge Rules She Can Bang Me Anytime
2	2 Vote	Eagles Rookie TE Dallas Goedert Says Fans "Could Be Worse"
274	274 Vote	Stop What You're Doing and Go Home
4	4 Vote	NASA Head: I Have BEEN F*CKED
219	219 Vote	Cannabis Smoking Outlawed in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
331	331 Vote	How to Kill Me? Death
102	102 Vote	Some People Are Winning and Some Are Losing Elections
5	5 Vote	This Brilliant 10-Year-Old Asked for Lasagna Instead of US F-35's - Newspaper
4	4 Vote	Royal Wedding: Where Is the CAT ANYWAY
110	110 Vote	J.K. Rowling Reveals Hermione Uses a Remembrall to Remember to Pee Into Bottles
4	4 Vote	I'm Legit Geeking Out Over What This 76-Year-Old Man Can Teach Us About the X-Files Ending
77	77 Vote	Al-Qaeda Terrorist Leader Calls for Global Gender Equality by 2025
5	5 Vote	Mark Levin and His Russian Backers Have Already Watched Deadpool 2!
251	251 Vote	ABBA Says It Will Suspend Nuclear Tests 1	1

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