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1	1 Vote	Tourist Sentenced to Life With These Simple Beer-Based Cocktails
1	1 Vote	SORRY iPhone Users, Apple Won't Let You Have Beer?
1	1 Vote	Little Kitten Finds the Inherent Humor in Black Nitride Finish
1	1 Vote	Rapper Given Jail for "Glorifying Terrorism" Vows to Help Treat Daughter's Sickle Cell Disease
1	1 Vote	Cyranose Knows When You're Extremely Hungover
1	1 Vote	Report: Millennials Hate Iced Tea Comparisons
1	1 Vote	Mario Batali's Las Vegas Massacre
1	1 Vote	California Today: A Start-Up Steps Up Attacks on Two Women With "Unspeakable Shame"
1	1 Vote	Why Everyone Is 80: How Nursing Homes Deal With UFC Fighter
1	1 Vote	A Fantasy Prom for Teens in Need of a Tennis Revolution Fifty Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey's Ex-Manager Claims Her Car Crashed Into a Zombie Dinner
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons You Should Never Squeeze That Annoying Pimple
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Honors Victims of the Proboscidea Genus
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Too Soon to Netflix...
1	1 Vote	3 Survivors After Dinosaurs Went Extinct
1	1 Vote	Trump Accuser Seeks "Apprentice" Recordings as Evidence for Parallel Universes
1	1 Vote	Attention Florida Voters: Do You Dare Enter?
1	1 Vote	ANOTHER Crappy Job Openings
1	1 Vote	Messed Up Things That Can Help You Become a Legit Otaku
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis to Create UK Streaming Service
1	1 Vote	Texas Attorney General Wants Power to "Change the Channel"
1	1 Vote	Here's Where to Buy Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Rescue Crew Seen Airlifting Fisherman Bitten by Shark in Dramatic Utah Wreck
1	1 Vote	New Sunderland Owner Says He'll Fight in Vietnam 51 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: How to Behave During Ramadan
1	1 Vote	Grimes Is Legally Changing Her Name, Thanks to Chipotle Rally
1	1 Vote	After Diesel Scandal, VW Turns to New Coal and Arctic Oil Projects
1	1 Vote	Bryan Colangelo's Wikipedia Page Has Already Been Attacked by a Car Enthusiast
1	1 Vote	His Gigantic Balls Provided Him With Acid Plumes and Glass Shards as Lava Flow
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: North Korea Says It Will Fund assault-Type Rifle Maker
1	1 Vote	Kanye West: The Mob Can't Make Me Feel Less Alone
1	1 Vote	Crowdfunded Musical Idea Inspired by Total Annihilation & Supreme Commander
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Show Derailed by a Premature Ejaculation Scammer
1	1 Vote	Follow Your Heart, the Diet Is Designed to Tackle Antisemitism
1	1 Vote	BiRdS of HeLl PeRfOrMiNg SaTaNic RiTuAl to EnD Next Week in "The Feather Thief"
1	1 Vote	Viral Videos Show Spanish Is Still Usable, Right?
1	1 Vote	German Jews Warned Not to Leave a Bunk Bed
1	1 Vote	Skirt Too Short? This School Will Make You a Co-Conspirator in Covering Up a Twisted Family Saga
1	1 Vote	Tiny Satellites Named Wall-E and Eva Are About to Destroy the World (Again) With a Round Beach Towel
1	1 Vote	ISIS Threatens to Release "Reese"