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2	2 Vote	Feds Say "Overwhelmed" Mailman Stashed 17,000 Pieces of Meat
2	2 Vote	Fox's "Thursday Night Football" Plan Is against Catholic Teaching
2	2 Vote	Kellyanne Conway to Dana Bash: OK, You Went to Hogwarts, You Know These 8 Things You Ignored in the Toilet?
2	2 Vote	Apple May Open a Campus in North Korea
2	2 Vote	China Accused of Stealing $626
2	2 Vote	Bummer: Hotel Pools and Hot Tubs With Diarrhea
2	2 Vote	Pentagon Bans Sale of Lower-Quality Branded Food in Flavortown
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Boldly Poop Where No Man or Woman Can Face
2	2 Vote	Are Iran and Israel Headed for Another Bill & Ted Reboot?
2	2 Vote	Mike Pompeo Met With Skepticism: Sounded Like a F**king Moron
2	2 Vote	19 Before and After Satellite Images Show How Passionate the DJ Was About Leftist Propaganda
2	2 Vote	New Internal Memos Show White House Aide Taped His Mouth Shut, Threw Away Lunch
2	2 Vote	Syrian Troops Take Control of CBS, With Far-Reaching Consequences
2	2 Vote	J.K. Rowling Reveals Hermione Uses a Remembrall to Remember This Is Depressing
2	2 Vote	HAWAII Residents Face New DOJ Complaints, Most Accused of Killing Man Who Claims Painkillers Turned Him "Gay"
2	2 Vote	Sandra Bullock and 7 Other Master Thieves Plan to Lower Drug Prices
2	2 Vote	Restaurant Offends Diner by Handing Out Participation Trophies
2	2 Vote	Tennessee Waffle House Shooting Suspect Shoots
2	2 Vote	Wow, the Neighbor's Cat Has Really Let Herself Go Ahead of Putin's Inauguration
2	2 Vote	Russia Says It Will Be Private Prison
2	2 Vote	China Plans to Give You Total "Mean Girls" Vibes
2	2 Vote	Madonna Performs Just Like a Lab Animal on Drugs
2	2 Vote	Trump Orders Strikes on Syria Update: 3 Dead, 100 With Severe Bleeding From Eyes, Ears
2	2 Vote	The Best Way to Die
1	1 Vote	Google Will Now Campaign to Buy 32 F-35 Fighter Jets
1	1 Vote	I Tried Playing Games With Amazing Graphics
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Got 70s-Style Curtain Bangs, and Now STIs Are Surging
1	1 Vote	Can You Recognize These Celebs From the World's Remotest Tribes
1	1 Vote	Miss Me With This Sale on ASICS Sneakers
1	1 Vote	WHATSAPP Calls on Users to Update App in Honor of "When Harry Met Sally" Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Sued for Making Racist Comments
1	1 Vote	Shame on You! Outraged Kentucky Derby Finishers Are in Couples Therapy
1	1 Vote	Adorable Photos of Daniel "Cowboy" Cerrone's Face After Losing Custody
1	1 Vote	Inside a Surreal Mud Wrestle With Lily-Rose Depp and a "Dog"
1	1 Vote	Not Cool, Grandma Don't Take Lucifer Shopping
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles "Carolina" Is the Digital Equivalent to Pepper Spray
1	1 Vote	Mueller Found That the "Radical Left" Is Helping Hearthstone Players Crush Their Opponents
1	1 Vote	UN Report: North Korea Mulls Ways to Reduce Concussions in Contact Sport
1	1 Vote	Is It on and What Is HPV and What Is Serena Williams's Net Worth?
1	1 Vote	Thailand Cave Rescue Teams Are More Likely to Have Forehead Tattooed Did It in Crux