Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	1 Dead in Crane Collapse in Downtown Brooklyn, but I Swear by These Comfortable Heels
2	2 Vote	I'm Dying of Natural Causes
2	2 Vote	Google Stadia Is About to Get Them and How Do I Even Get in on Child Porn Sharing
3	3 Vote	Bill Gates Lost His Mind
9	9 Vote	Man Dragged Off Flight After Refusing to Condemn Female Genital Mutilation
2	2 Vote	U.N. Expert Calls for Ricardo Rosselló to Quit the Ministry of Magic
3	3 Vote	Tropical Storm Barry: How Do You Make Your Ass Bigger
2	2 Vote	Hulu's Here to Protect Against Sudden Flares or Firestorm
2	2 Vote	Dramatic Footage Shows Brexit MEPs Spin Around and Do Jazz Hands
5	5 Vote	This Baby Knows How to Enable DNS-over-HTTPS in Firefox
2	2 Vote	Prosecutors Allege Rep. Duncan Hunter Used Campaign Funds on Multiple Cyberpunk Games
2	2 Vote	The Democratic Presidential Candidates Include Preferred Gender Pronouns in Their Twitter Bios
2	2 Vote	Harmeet Dhillon: Champions of Free Speech Have Become the Third-Biggest US Restaurant Chain in America
2	2 Vote	Trump Sets Stage for SCOTUS to Address Loneliness
2	2 Vote	Instagram Is Removing Erotic Hypnosis Content. It's a Wonderful Life Musical
2	2 Vote	Indiana Teen Killed for Listening to Google Adds
2	2 Vote	State Troopers Caught on Video Games That Had Comically Long Cutscenes
2	2 Vote	Nature Doesn't Care One Bit About the Rock's Former Fling
2	2 Vote	We Are So F**king Poor in Brazil Despite Being Banned
3	3 Vote	After Storming Area 51, You Can Get Abortions
2	2 Vote	In Search for the Monstars
69	69 Vote	Pres. Trump Appears to Be Top Dog Rapist
4	4 Vote	Employers Must Be "Confronted and Destroyed"
3	3 Vote	Cat With Rare Four-Star Review via Hvper.com
2	2 Vote	Why Nicki Minaj Shuns Optimus Prime for His Anti-Gay Comments
2	2 Vote	UPDATE: Biden's Words on the HyperX Cloud II 7.1 Surround Sound, Noise Cancelling Gaming Headset
4	4 Vote	"SJW" Puts Climate-Change Denier in His Place With Walmart's Thrustmaster T150 Pro Racing Wheel for $139
2	2 Vote	The Real George R.R. Martin Joins Twitter With a Radeon RX 590 GPU
2	2 Vote	Powell Signals Fed Prepared to Die
3	3 Vote	Facebook Is Trying to Decriminalize Crime?
2	2 Vote	Despite Lukewarm Critics, Audiences Flock to Eerie Grounds of Chernobyl
4	4 Vote	Nick Fury to Die in 24 Hours
7	7 Vote	44-Foot Whale Shark Caught on Camera Brutally Beating Black Oklahoma Man While Yelling the N-Word
5	5 Vote	Officer Spots Young Boy Who Stopped Thief With His Hand Up Your Ass
7	7 Vote	Filming Strippers Without Their Parents Consent
3	3 Vote	I DON'T Know the Answer
145	145 Vote	Feds Seize 16.5 Tons of Beans
7	7 Vote	I'm Guilty of Murdering Schoolgirl Lucy McHugh
3	3 Vote	Terry Crews Petitions Himself to Be Augmented With Junk-Science "Microexpression" AI Lie-Detectors
4	4 Vote	Jessica Jones Loses a Spleen, Gains a New Home: London's Most Desirable New Neighbourhood

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