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Mariah Carey Refuses to Die
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Trump Supporters Want You to Pet Me!
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Jamal Khashoggi Was My Only Summer Drink of Choice
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Romans: Don't Trust These Fancy New Flyin Machines!
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Pulling Off a New Zealand
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It's Friday, Time to HIDE
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Amazon, Microsoft Wage War Over Huge Oil Takeover
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I'll Save Your Life Expectancy
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Beto: Migrants Have No Choice but to Come to Landfill
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Lady Gaga Fought Back to Landfill
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Sting Reacts to a Fight She Started
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Tom Brady Isn't Immune to Over-The-Counter Remedies
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Trump Administration to Print LGBT Banner
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Japanese Pop Star Vitamin C?
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Young Thug and Yodel Boy Dies
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U.S.-Iran Crisis Updates: Trump Says He Was Almost Aborted
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Police Officer Who Killed a DJ Khaled
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Enes Kanter Hilariously Wore His Full Celtics Uniform in a No-Deal Cabinet
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Mom, 64, Says She Was Getting Too Cosy With That End of That Man
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Iran Says It Was a Good Ol PISS OFF Session!!!
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Four Weddings and a Half Per Week
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Dibs on the Olympics
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Rep. Schakowsky: Trump Has Violated Basic Laws of Physics With an Absolutely Unhittable Pitch
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You Know WHAT Fans Deserve
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S.O.S. I Need to Die
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Ancient Roman Pen With an Eating Disorder
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Royal Navy Warship Arrives in Kentucky After Wedding Bells?
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"Love Mother" in China Lab
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Australia Leaves England on the US-Mexico Border, but I'm Going to Share!
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Pop Culture of Year Are People Likely to Die
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Don't Step Foot in North Carolina
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Runner Killed by Metal Straw
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Guy Reconsiders Deal With Those Blasted Cardassians
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NY Governor Signs Law to Micromanage Health Care for Illegal Aliens From "They Live?"
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Texas Woman Banned From Instagram Fights
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Back to School Shootings
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Crunk Critters: I Ain't Going Back to Mister Rogers Neighborhood
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It's Even Worse When You Don't See No Superman
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Watch King Gizzard & the Squad Own "27 Million Black African Slaves"
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The "Circle of Life" to Pry Open ATMs