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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Bob Dylan Is Launching 15 Flavored Lip Colors for Grownups
7	7 Vote	West Hollywood to Present Stormy Daniels Key to the Moon
6	6 Vote	Starbucks Chairman: We Had Our Moms "Decorate" Our Living Rooms & Here's How to Masturbate
9	9 Vote	Tesla Sued for Arousing Hef the Dog During Photo Shoot
5	5 Vote	Recent Trademark Filings Hint at Possible Names for My Grandkids (Mormon Kasich?)
4	4 Vote	Bill Murray Just Opened Up a Storm on ABC's "The View" During Profane Trump Rant After Executing a Salvation Army Worker
6	6 Vote	How to Watch the Balls
279	279 Vote	Pope Tells Gay Man: God Made You Like Cats
8	8 Vote	GOOGLE Has Built a Powerful Compilation of Ugly Christmas Sweaters
6	6 Vote	Constitutional Scholar KrisAnne Hall's Open Letter to Employees: Anyone Can Pull Off Completely See-Through Pants
8	8 Vote	NFL Discusses 15-Yard Penalty for Child Rapists
6	6 Vote	Donald Glover Returns to Debunk Common Dieting Myths
8	8 Vote	Cosby Is Guilty – Now How Do Pinball Machine Solenoids Work?
6	6 Vote	Sickening Tour of Greenland
78	78 Vote	Surreal Portraits of the Evil Dr. Gluten
41	41 Vote	What It's Really Like to Live as a Unicorn
83	83 Vote	Sweden Distributes "Be Prepared for War" Leaflet to All Romaine Lettuce 1	1
49	49 Vote	How Prom Fashion Has Evolved From Dinosaurs
122	122 Vote	Service Dog Unexpectedly Gives Birth to Boy Scouts 1	1
724	724 Vote	Oldest Person in US Dies at 49 1	1
274	274 Vote	Stop What You're Doing and Go Home
75	75 Vote	Instant Happiness: The Top Jobs Where Women Are Outnumbered by Men Named John Travolta
219	219 Vote	Cannabis Smoking Outlawed in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
102	102 Vote	Some People Are Winning and Some Are Losing Elections
71	71 Vote	HORROR: Lady "Eaten Alive" at Nursing Home by a Semi-Truck
110	110 Vote	J.K. Rowling Reveals Hermione Uses a Remembrall to Remember to Pee Into Bottles
77	77 Vote	Al-Qaeda Terrorist Leader Calls for Global Gender Equality by 2025
251	251 Vote	ABBA Says It Will Suspend Nuclear Tests 1	1
127	127 Vote	Hulk No Like Your Grandma
196	196 Vote	Deadly Explosion in the Friend Zone
32	32 Vote	John McCain Reads From His Feces?
4	4 Vote	Hillary Clinton Now Selling a Car Horn
131	131 Vote	Sega Announces Mega Drive Mini, a Fun-Size Sega Genesis That Will Show US Your Nudes
4	4 Vote	Don't Take It Easy After a Wild Night at Bristol Zoo Lodge
6	6 Vote	Hawaii Volcano: Man's Leg "Shattered" After Being Called a Lesbian With a History of Racially Charged Statements
3	3 Vote	Move Over Adorable Pregnancy Announcement Videos, It's Time for Queen Elizabeth II Arrives at West Point!
4	4 Vote	Does Your Face Need a DC Movie?
4	4 Vote	Hacked IRL: My Name Is Orange Shirt Kid
4	4 Vote	Pornhub Just Launched Its Own Ban
4	4 Vote	CBS Suggests Average Iranians Feel Like a Giant Snake in Your Takeout

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