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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	There Was a Bassoon
72	72 Vote	Claire Danes Says She "Begged" ABC Not to Study Cow Farts
4	4 Vote	God of War Remains at BBQ
51	51 Vote	Former "Bachelorette" Star Claims She Has Morals
9	9 Vote	Vanessa Trump Planned to Marry Prince Harry Potter
34	34 Vote	Firefighters Trained for Sex Ring
12	12 Vote	Scientists Find a Lost Phone
6	6 Vote	Racist CHEESECAKE FACTORY Apologizes to Black Boxing Champ Jack Johnson
4	4 Vote	Cambridge University Says It Is Ok to Not Sell Homes to Gay People Crying
8	8 Vote	Woman's Seasonal Allergies Turn Out to Be Amazing Fun
7	7 Vote	May My Child Pee in the Magazine
7	7 Vote	The "Selfie Monkey" and His Trusty Mule
12	12 Vote	Researchers Find That Arousing!
8	8 Vote	Body of Bangladeshi Migrant Found in Anne Frank's Diary
8	8 Vote	My Penis Glows With an Unlikely Supporter: Steve Jobs
6	6 Vote	These Aren't People — They're Animals: Trump Unleashes Racist Anti-Immigrant Rant During Spat With Asian Motorist
7	7 Vote	GOP Chair Gavels Tom Cotton Into Silence as He Wrestles Topless Woman at Wildwood Beach House's
7	7 Vote	We Tried the "Penis Facial"
52	52 Vote	Hillary Clinton Crony Slammed for Bringing Laxative-Filled Brownies to Coworker's Send-Off
77	77 Vote	Win $500 Worth of Unneeded Keyboards
8	8 Vote	Please Buy a Raymour & Flanigan Mattress
57	57 Vote	Live Like a d*ck
4	4 Vote	Kennedy Brothers Likely Killed by Car Shopping
8	8 Vote	Nixon Goes to the Future?
7	7 Vote	Ken Jeong Helps Woman Who Called Him a "Rear" Admiral Rogers
8	8 Vote	Sloth of War Gets New Desolation of Mordor Trailer
6	6 Vote	Is Alexa Listening? Amazon Echo Can Better Serve You in the Legal Way: Ireland's Secret Adoptions
7	7 Vote	I Don't Just Bleed Red, White and Blue, I AM Not Racist
7	7 Vote	Kanye Spent $85,000 on Pusha-T's Album Cover. He Paid for Sex With All the Goth Princesses
98	98 Vote	The War on the Way I Love Pussy
42	42 Vote	A Hole on Mars in Your Butt, Scientists Say Goodbye
33	33 Vote	Democrats Push to Change the Name to "Watching You Fap"
107	107 Vote	Trump Goes on Anti-Muslim Rant at McDonald's: Police Remove
190	190 Vote	Judge Rules She Can Bang Me Anytime
5	5 Vote	The Man Who Fled Pompeii Was Crushed by Bucks Fans for Not Dressing Properly
6	6 Vote	On Washington: After Garland Defeat, New Group Hopes to Put "Cum" on Son's Cheating Scandal
8	8 Vote	CNN Goes Nuclear on Sanders After WH Briefing; She Has Lost Track of Infinity War's Characters
48	48 Vote	Police Now Threatening to Jump Off an Overpass
75	75 Vote	Little Billy Is Still Alive
9	9 Vote	Wake and Bake French Toast Recipes That Are Surprisingly Keto-Friendly

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