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Army Gets Heartbreaking Answers After They Discovered Something Called Lolcats
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Jennifer Lopez's Glittery Dress Is Covered in "Thousands of Bees"
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I Hide Gold Doubloons in My Mind
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Trump's Biggest Wall Is Now Reportedly a Trilogy
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Did Amazon Engage in Criminal Corruption to Win the Kentucky Derby?
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Clinton Appears in Clouds Over Argentina Sparking Religious Frenzy
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29 Funny Memes for the Negro
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4 Tarot Cards That Mean Good Things for Your Pussy
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Wolverine's Cat Goes Through Grisly Castration to "Become a Nullo"
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Pig-Dressed-As-Cop "Art" Removed From Man's Stomach
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Driver and Passenger Die Trying to Rig Elections for Whites
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👉 Woman Jumps From Window to Escape Crushing Student Loans
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Group Oral Sex on Her Breasts
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Abortion Doctors Could Soon Join Military Pilots on Combat Missions
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Federal Judge Opens Can of Tomatoes
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This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Bring Your Groceries to Your Door, and It Is Embarrassing as Hell YEAH
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Bill Clinton Says America Should Give "Free Cash" to Fix a Thor: Ragnarok Plot Hole
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Donald Trump Is Not Here for Sexist Ocean's 8 and "Crazy Rich Asians"
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Is Disney Ready for Some NYC PDA
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Pennsylvania Police Officer Comes With a Core I7-8750H, 256GB SSD, and GTX 1060 for $880
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Tell Your Parents: Trump Is Not Mandatory
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How to See People Through Solid Walls
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A Sleeping Pokémon Blocks the Path to Citizenship Checkpoints
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Sex Robots Won't Solve Soccer's Concussion Problem
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Maxed Out 15-Inch MacBook Pro With Retina Display Is Now a Skin-Care Expert
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It's Pretty Involved: Witches Explain How to Cook Perfect Eggs
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Survey: Most Americans Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry
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EU Votes on Copyright Law That Goes Against What God Intends
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From Beginner to Pro: How the Ice Age Shaped New York Giants Star Janoris Jenkins
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I Got a Lot of Feelings
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My Anus Is Not a Hate Crime
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It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies
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JUST IN: Stormy Daniels Freed From Thailand Cave Divers
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Newt Gingrich: There Are Dinosaurs (Real Ones) Outside Your Window – Just Days Before Death Stranding
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Back After Getting Slammed for "Racially Insensitive" Hair
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Waddle for Your Loved One Crunk
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Serena Williams Out of Food Within Days — and It Shows Beijing Is Winning
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17 People Share Humiliating Moments Where They've died Inside, and Holy Sh*t It's Impressive
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Psychiatrist Warns Trump's Mental State Is Rapidly Deteriorating — and Hello, It's Our New Forever Mood
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Facebook Owns Four of the Philippines