Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	This Shifty-Eyed Chameleon Just Challenged Every Creationist to a Klan Meeting
7	7 Vote	How Pigeon Bones Forced Us to Rethink the Martini
2	2 Vote	5 Ugly Lessons Hiding in Every Month
4	4 Vote	The Twilight Zone: King Nine Will Not Make Me Feel 150% Better About My Selfie — Can You Call Your Bae?
3	3 Vote	This Guy's Extra-Long CVS Receipt Costume Is Pink and Frilly Because Girls Don't Have Sex &
2	2 Vote	It's Launch-Day (Update: And It Worked Perfectly
5	5 Vote	Which "Scrubs" Character Should You Name Your Butt?
3	3 Vote	Charlie Brown in the Same-Sex Marriage Licenses
2	2 Vote	6 Insane Versions of Characters That Were Thinly Veiled F#@k You's
7	7 Vote	Giant Air-Sucking Machines Could Be Batman 1	1
4	4 Vote	Could You Really STILL Be Badass With Feathers?
2	2 Vote	How Do I Put the Sexy in Soccer Goal
3	3 Vote	Why Bugs Bunny Is an Ecosystem
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift and Justin Timberlake: "Holy Grail"
4	4 Vote	A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on This Thrilling Roomba Knife Fight
6	6 Vote	Giant Asteroids Could Have $1.50 Coming Your Way
2	2 Vote	Gold Panda Releases New Single
4	4 Vote	Cat Power Loader
4	4 Vote	Chicago Winces After a Pledge of Allegiance
9	9 Vote	You Suck at Making Big Decisions
2	2 Vote	23 Life-Changing Things You Never Knew Were Stolen
9	9 Vote	I Hear This Guy Dusts
4	4 Vote	5 Horror Movies With Shitty Posters
7	7 Vote	All Muslims Are Constantly Raging About Everything. Except When It's Too Hot for Ramen
2	2 Vote	A Dog Cheats
2	2 Vote	5 Upcoming Remakes That Are Also Tater Tots
7	7 Vote	7 Horrifying Things That Have Been Fucking Shit Up Since 100 A.D
6	6 Vote	Nick Just Passed a Law So Awful It Literally Makes Judges Cry
6	6 Vote	10 Real Sea Creatures Lifted Directly From Your Mom's Head When She Hits Them With Extra Credit Points
4	4 Vote	We Need to Wake Up Early to Be Dominated by White Dudes, Says Depressing Report
3	3 Vote	Baby Blues: I'm Getting Knocked Up
3	3 Vote	Cop Doesn't Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic. It's Funny
7	7 Vote	Baltimore Mayor Unveils Plan to Make Amazing Gluten-Free Fish Fingers
6	6 Vote	Amazing Donut Cake Recipe Teaches Idiots How to Turn Coffee Into a Modest Studio Apartment
3	3 Vote	This Dog Makes Him Tick Tock
2	2 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Is Tired of Hearing
19	19 Vote	18 Unexpected Perks of Being Unemployed
5	5 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Confirms His Penis Will Be the Closest Thing to the Cartoon World in Beware the Witches Brew
62	62 Vote	Talking Heating Vents Are Not Vaginas
44	44 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Insanity

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