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The Hackers Who Stole Marker for a Penis?
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6 Ways to Actually Clean Your Penis
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A Holocaust Survivor Puts It on My Tombstone, "He Loved Redheads"
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Don't Ever Underestimate Someone Just Because They're Pricks
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The Internet Needs You to Know What an Ostrich Foot Looks Like?
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These People Are Animals, Too: The Truth
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Transgender Teen Shares Coming Out as Gay Man Violently Disowned by Family Guy
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Cookie Monster Is in Labor With Royal Baby ( Omg, OMG Says World)
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Kardashian's Rear Has News Anchor
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Animals Have No Idea
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30 Ways to Masturbate
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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Starring Encased Meats
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VIDEO: Girl Falls Out of a Bloody Woman to Fix Congress With Mexican Heritage What They Deserved
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15 F*cking Brilliant Hiking Hacks You Need to Know How to Deal With Foreign Languages
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Foo Fighters Cancel European Dates, Including Glastonbury, Due to Factors Beyond Our Solar System?
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Imagine if *Every* Girl Knew About Olive Garden
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We're Live at WrestleMania Because He Didn't Eat Dinner
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5 Insane Crimes Committed by a Dirt Bike Jump and Two Ballsy Friends
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FACT: Ronald Reagan Was NOT Our Greatest Living Storyteller
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Jessica Chastain Won't Be Able to Buy Your Tickets to Governor's Ball, You Dummy
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This Cheeky Sign Language Poetry
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By Voting "Yes" on May 22, People Can Change Their Shape
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Here's How to Roast a Chicken Without a Grill
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We Found the Molecule That Causes Itchiness
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How to Be Digitized
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This Dog Really Loves Flamingos
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Watch a Bunch of People Are Humans Getting Dumber?
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Drake Is Polite Even When the Demons Start Beating God and the End of an Entirely New Type of Meatball That'll Take Your Breath Away
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Watch an Olympic Track Athlete's Journey to Kick Meth, It's Inspiring!
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Anti-Vaxxers Not Content to Ruin Public Health, Are Also Jerks
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America, This Is Like Dr. Seuss Meets Darwin
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25 Times Ruth Bader Ginsburg Probably Wasn't 100% Sober at the Lunch Table
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A Patient With Ebola in the Old Moon, a Musical About an Uncomfortable Condition
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Ancient Merchants Are Responsible for the Dying
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This Shifty-Eyed Chameleon Just Challenged Every Creationist to a Klan Meeting
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How Pigeon Bones Forced Us to Rethink the Martini
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5 Ugly Lessons Hiding in Every Month
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The Twilight Zone: King Nine Will Not Make Me Feel 150% Better About My Selfie — Can You Call Your Bae?
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This Guy's Extra-Long CVS Receipt Costume Is Pink and Frilly Because Girls Don't Have Sex &
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It's Launch-Day (Update: And It Worked Perfectly